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POTUS*

*The one that says ‘Bad Motherf#cker’ on it.

As a young, and presumably naive Obama Administration was shaping AfPak policy way back in aught-nine, there was a lot of hooey from bloggers, pundits, the chattering class, and politicians from both sides of the aisle about who was really in charge — a neophyte Democratic President or the wiley batch of Generals backed by a behemoth and press-savvy Pentagon.

Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the U.S. commander in Afghanistan, goes before Congress this week, and with him comes this question: Who’s really in charge here, the generals or President Barack Obama?

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“The president’s decision is already being softened and made mush of,” Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman Carl Levin (D-Mich.) told POLITICO. And within the House and Senate Appropriations committees, senior Democrats – themselves veterans of past wars – have grown increasingly concerned by the political clout of a generation of younger, often press-savvy military commanders.

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“I’ve always believed that the president of the United States is the commander in chief,” said Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Daniel Inouye (D-Hawaii), who was awarded the Medal of Honor in World War II. “It concerns me when I see my president, the commander in chief, having to debate with generals. They can do that privately, but he should be able to say to General A, ‘This is the way we’re going to do our business.’ … I would expect generals to advise the president but not to go public.”

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“He’s got to be very, very much on top of the type of missions and the way in which these troops are deployed,” Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman John Kerry (D-Mass.) told POLITICO. “It’s clear to me that there are limitations. We should not be going in, clearing and holding areas where we don’t have the ability to come in immediately with Afghans.”

“If we don’t, we’re going to be digging ourselves a hole,” he said. “[Obama] has to very careful not to allow that to happen.”

Some advance snips from Jonathan Alter’s new book The Promise, President Obama, Year One provide a riveting look inside the Obama War Room, and reveal a remarkably astute Commander-in-Chief who out-manueved, out-foxed, and decisively reigned in the military leadership intent on testing his mettle.

92K

Today an estimated ninety-two thousand people crammed themselves into the stadium at the University of Michigan to hear President Barack Obama answer a simple question posed by a Virginia Kindergartener.

Are people being nice?

His reply is amazing:

The remainder of the speech below the fold, and FULL TEXT available here.

President Knob Dobbs (NSFW)

Former CNN denture rattler Lou Dobbs is considering a run for the Presidency, according to GQ’s Jeanne Marie Laskas. I know what you’re thinking. We’re talking about his white hot desire to park his flat, pimply ass in the in big chair at the I Hate Messicans Club, right?  No, he means the Presidency of the United States.

Dobbs, a professional xenophobe who likes to fancy himself an ‘independent populist’ out to protect the American working man (namely from brown people and cotton pickin’ blacks like Condi Rice and Barack Obama) wants to be the leader of the free world. Maybe it’s ‘just a nit’, but Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour isn’t likely to be a running mate, since he’s eyeing the same prize himself. Maybe spelling/literacy expert Tom Tancredo meets muster, but damn it, where’s David Duke when you need him?  

Welcome to the Idiocracy

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here:

Not like the brazen giant intellectual men of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs wisdom astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A(n) mighty woman ignorant American with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning will scorch all reason, and her name

Mother of Morons Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome STOOPID; her mild blank eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame Birthers, Tenthers,

Paultards, Militias, and a veritable mob of simpleton Patriots.

“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp soshulizm!” cries she

With spittle spritzing lips. “Give me your tired gullible, your poor obtuse,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free fail basic mathematics,

The wretched shortsighted refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless dumb, tempest-tossed imbecilic to me,

I lift my lamp corndog beside the golden door!”

Bonus: we have Sarah Palin.  Also.

Here’s the thing: 98 percent of Americans — all but the top 2 percent of earners in the nation — have received a tax cut as a result of the actions taken by his evil Kenyan holiness, Presidente Adolf Huzzien Obama. Despite the fact that nearly all of us will see as much as a 10 percent increase in our federal tax refunds, a February poll found that just 12 percent of Americans think they’re paying less in taxes. Today, a full 34 percent think that they’re paying more.  The rest think the Usurper-In-Chief has increased or kept taxes the same.

Enough is Enough

I get it: they lost (again) and they’re pissed. HCR is now the law of the land, but this is nothing less than terrorism:

Federal and local authorities are investigating a severed gas line at the home of U.S. Rep. Tom Perriello’s brother, discovered the day after Tea Party activists posted the address online so opponents could “drop by” and “express their thanks” for Perriello’s vote in favor of health care reform.

The gas line to the home’s propane tank was slashed, according to sources who spoke on condition of anonymity.

The incident is being viewed as an attempted threat to a member of congress, sources said….

Danville Tea Party leader Nigel Coleman was one of the activists who posted the home’s address online Monday.

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Yet another escalation in the ever growing pattern of racially charged imagery, violent rhetoric, and paranoid conspiracy theories born of the GOP’s so-called ‘grassroots’ supporters.  If these are grassroots, this nation needs a healthy fucking dose of Round-Up.

This is NOT my America

Bear witness to compassionate conservatism in action, Teabagger style:

…the clip shows a man holding a sign, explaining that he has Parkinson’s and needs health care reform to pass. When he sat on the pavement near the reform opponents, a conservative activist proceeded to lecture the man: “You’re looking for a hand-out, you’re in the wrong end of town. Nothing for free over here, you have to work for everything you get.”

Happy Happy Joy Joy – Open Art Thread

Pssssst!

This is HappyinVT’s cat painting.  It’s not really what she requested at all, but it’s what she got.

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It’s a Manekineko (japanese beckoning cat), meant to be welcoming, lucky, and pseudo-representative of Happy herself.  Can you spot how?

Racebook: Hate on the Web’s Most Popular Social Network

Below the fold is a collection of fan photos, associated captions, and selected comments from a Facebook group entitled O.B.A.M.A. (One Big Ass Mistake, America).

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I’ll not be providing any commentary, as this garbage speaks for itself.  This isn’t pretty, so brace yourselves.

Move Over Ulysses S. Grant

See, I thought we wanted to increase the value of U.S. currency, not mangle it. Not so, says a goofy U.S. congressman from North Carolina, who wants the $50 bill redrawn to feature the face of former President Ronald Reagan.

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