Interrogatories
Do you get trick-or-treaters where you live? If so, is your place a popular destination? What kind of candy do you hand out?
What is your favorite Halloween candy?
When did you last dress up for Halloween? What were you?
What is the coolest costume that ever showed up at your door (or your party?)
Do you ever attend your city’s Halloween parade (if they have one)?
The Twitter Emitter
I need to be careful before using a hip phrase, in case it's already been used in a commercial.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) October 28, 2013
I'm going as Julianne Hough for Halloween. Hope I can pull off Blondeface.
— Cryptnabber (@Crutnacker) October 28, 2013
Obama is an evil man for eavesdropping on private phone calls, say employees of Rupert Murdoch at FOX News. #p2
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 28, 2013
Tea Party: "We must uphold the Constitution" SCOTUS: "Obamacare = constitutional" Federal Judge: "Texas anti-women law = unconstitutional"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 28, 2013
Give a man a fish, get primaried as a fishgiver.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 30, 2013
I was thinking of starting a Twitter union but then I realized there was no line we wouldn't cross.
— Cryptnabber (@Crutnacker) October 30, 2013
You know what we need is more white people telling black people why they shouldn't be offended by black face #p2 #tcot
— RagingTeabagger (@RagingTeabagger) October 30, 2013
Good news bad news. He had a nervous breakdown trying to register for a health plan. It was covered.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) October 30, 2013
I wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) October 30, 2013
I'd like to point out that during the time the NSA was spying on our allies, our allies never attacked us. The program works.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) October 30, 2013