From the White House – Weekly Address
President Obama talks about his belief that a rising, thriving middle class is the true engine of economic growth, and that to reignite that engine and continue to build on the progress we’ve made over the last four years, we need to invest in three areas: jobs, skills and opportunity.
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Interrogatories
When you go shopping, do you have brand loyalties, or do you buy whatever is cheapest?
What language do you wish you spoke?
It’s National Pizza Party Day, what do you want on your pizza?
Do you have pack-rat tendencies at all?
What is the last thing that made you really laugh?
The Twitter Emitter
Being popular on Twitter is like dating Lennay Kekua. It’s nice to go along with the fantasy, but it’s probably a dude talking in falsetto.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) May 16, 2013
I have to agree with Wolf Blitzer. Hundres of people dying every day is way less important than a discussion about talking points.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) May 16, 2013
Has anyone checked Benghazi’s birth certificate yet? Pretty sure he’s not even American.
— Nita Chaudhary (@nitalovesmiles) May 16, 2013
Sometimes that silver stuff lining the inside of your cloud is asbestos.#DailyAffirmationTweet
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) May 16, 2013
It appears that Tea Party outrage and exploding foamy pigshit are two separate subjects despite the remarkable similarities.
— TBogg (@tbogg) May 16, 2013
“And no, I’m not racist.” — A racist.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 16, 2013
Why do very smart people spend so much time talking about what’s been said that day by very dumb people? Not very smart, if you ask me.
— Jordan Birnbaum (@JordanBirnbaum) May 16, 2013
Being gay ruins marriage but cheating on your 2nd wife with your 3rd mistress can be forgiven #GOPBible
— jimmy streich (@streicher187) May 16, 2013
Dear GOP – you elected Mark Sanford and David Vitter so you lost moral grounds on Anthony Weiner #tcot #p2
— jimmy streich (@streicher187) May 16, 2013
Tea Party wants to game the political process without contributing any taxes. The moocher class par excellence.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 17, 2013
Someone just asked Me, “Can I have a Ferrari and a huge cock?” No one’s got both, My friend.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 17, 2013
Republicans know that a lie, once it’s released to the ‘wild’ can never be recalled. It’s how they operate.
—UltraVerified (@UltraVerified) May 17, 2013
Good morning, Moosekind. TGIF! Don’t forget to let your peeps know where to find you.
Interrogatories
It’s National Sea Monkey Day. Did you ever order those sea monkeys from the back page ads in comic books?
How do you like your scallops?
What is the last biography you read?
Whose life story would make a good film (that hasn’t been made yet)?
The Twitter Emitter
An oldie but a goodie:
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
— Donna T(@sweetg35) January 12, 2013
Thanks to guns, toddlers kill more Americans than terrorists do.
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) May 14, 2013
I don’t know who these “stars” are on Dancing with the Stars. They should call it “Dancing with People.”
— Jamilah Lemieux(@JamilahLemieux) May 14, 2013
I support legalization of all drugs but only because I want to see the commercials.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 14, 2013
Next on Hardball. Civilization is a burning pile of garbage: should we bring marshmallows or weenies?
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 14, 2013
Eric Holder should be more careful– accusing Louie Gohmert of not knowing things is a slippery slope that inevitably leads to bestiality.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 16, 2013
Once you realize nothing makes any sense, everything makes perfect sense.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 15, 2013
Never lend credibility to a guy who brought a bushel of penises to a vagina hearing. #IssaTips
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) May 16, 2013
Reminder: We live in a country where a guy who handed out Tobacco Lobby checks on the House floor is calling for people to go to jail.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) May 16, 2013
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By: inoljt, http://mypolitikal.com/
The twentieth century featured a great debate in the world between the communist system and the capitalist system. This was a debate over whether private enterprise ought to exist in the world. Today most countries believe in the answer posed by the capitalist system; they believe that private enterprise ought to exist and is generally more efficient than the government.
Nowadays private enterprise and corporations are thriving. Very few countries even speak of “nationalization,” in which the government takes over private enterprises, anymore. Most people in the country work in the private sector. This speaks to its power.
Nevertheless, the world’s biggest employers are in fact not private.
More below.
I am not sure which makes me more angry: that I am supposed to give a rat’s patootie that Chuck Hagel is experiencing discomfort or that all he can muster is “frustration”.
Every day 70 women serving our country in the armed forces is sexually assaulted. Every week another REAL scandal comes to light suggesting that men in command positions are being protected from prosecution by a culture of … what exactly?
Those of you who already either know me or know of me know that I am a massive pootie person. We have just moved into an apartment and now have a pootie, named Jenny; however I grew up with both cats & dogs and I love both. I do not discriminate against any animal & love animal photos of all kinds. Please enjoy the following and add any photos that you think the community would like to see. Now, enjoy the photos & have some fun.
Interrogatories
Who was the worst teacher you ever had, and why?
What’s the worst thing (so far) about aging?
What would be your “desert island” music? (If you were stuck on a desert island with only one…)
What is the best use for chocolate chips?
What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever broken?
The Twitter Emitter
I could kill you all Myself, but it’s morefun watching you do it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 12, 2013
Area rabble rousers cry foul over scrutiny of demand for tax-exempt status, then complain about others’ “entitlements.”
— Duke (@DukeStJournal) May 13, 2013
Thank God, another something to take the focus off of Congress doing nothing on jobs.
— Jason Karsh (@jkarsh) May 13, 2013
Republicans act like every single employee of the fed govt that screws up is tied directly to PBO. The boy who cried wolf syndrome! #p2
— ExtremeLiberal (Jim) (@ExtremeLiberal) May 13, 2013
I can’t wait for unpunished #PhoneHacker @rupertmurdoch to demand impeachment for DOJ phone hacking.
— Bob Fertik (@BobFertik) May 13, 2013
If you see Jay Carney at Safeway getting a gallon of ice cream, jar of Nutella, and five Redbox movies, just leave him alone.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 14, 2013
Buried lede in latest leak: IRS didn’t deny any conservative group’s 501c4 application. But it did deny a small liberal women’s group. Yay?
— roadkillrefugee (@rkref) May 14, 2013
Sure, we still blame Bush. But we also blame you for NOT blaming Bush for worse versions of the exact things you’re blaming on Obama.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) May 14, 2013
So Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby were “whistleblowers” and “journalists” when they revealed the identity of Valerie Plame?
— M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@msbellows) May 14, 2013
It’s funny, isn’t it, how the first 9/11 doesn’t count.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) May 14, 2013
So now we know: the biggest scandal of 2013 is STILL the GOP’s refusal to do the will of 90% of the people on background checks
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) May 14, 2013
There’s no shame in recusing yourself. It’s a normal, healthy part of life. I may be confused about what recusing is.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 14, 2013
#FlaggedForAudit Claiming the 20 million sperm you ejaculated while watching Sarah Palin give a speech on TV as “dependents”.#RichLowryonly
— TBogg (@tbogg) May 15, 2013