Motley Moose – Archive

Interrogatories

Have you ever been in the cockpit of a plane? Have you ever flown a plane?

What’s the smallest plane you’ve been on? The largest? Have you ever flown in a helicopter?

Would you go to the Sochi Olympics, given the opportunity? Would you take your family?

The Twitter Emitter

This is what happens when you don’t endorse Chris Christie Peyton Manning! #TimeForSomeTroubleInTheMeadowlands

— Teresa Kopec (@TeresaKopec) February 3, 2014

Denver's official elev. is 5280 ft, enabling most residents to earn easy membership to the otherwise exclusive Mile High Club

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) February 3, 2014

Well, a great day in NJ, as human growth hormone-injected monsters gave each other brain damage for a tax-free, anti-trust exempt monopoly.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 3, 2014

MSNBC deeply apologizes for not being able to stand by our own opinions. This does not reflect our opinion.

— MSNBC is Sorry (@MSNBCApologizes) January 30, 2014

.@cathymcmorris Hi, Congresswoman. Obamacare gave me gout. Also it burned my toast this morning. You can use this in a speech if you want.

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) January 31, 2014

We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.

— Jennifer Lawrence (@itsjenIawrence) February 1, 2014

February, oh, right– time for 28 straight days of Fox News complaining about how it's totally unfair that there's no White History Month.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 1, 2014

If you believe in the groundhog but not climate scientists, could you please not reproduce? It's very important. Thanks in advance.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 1, 2014

Koch Industries announces plans to add 2,000 new state and local officials to its payroll in 2014

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 1, 2014

Protip: deporting Justin Bieber won't make his music go away.

— John Aziz (@azizonomics) February 1, 2014

Good (in a relative way) Morning, Monday!!

PLEASE Don’t Recommend the check-in diary!

Fierces on the weather jar comment are still welcome.

This diary is about my fundraising effort for the Hill Country Ride for AIDS, but if you know me, you know that I usually use music in these diaries, so:

So, U2 is out with a new song & if you download it during the “Big Game” & 24 hours after, it is free & a donation goes to Red, which goes to fighting AIDS in Africa.

(RED) ‏@RED 32m

You’ve got until Feb 3 11:59pm EST to download #NewU2Song free & $1 goes to fight AIDS w/ @RED http://smarturl.it/Connect4Red  pic.twitter.com/9wzlLGzunB

and now on to me talking about the Ride, and enjoying some music – although if you want to skip the diary & just donate to help people with HIV & AIDS in Austin, here’s my Hill Country Ride page

  Make sure you let your peeps

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  Make sure you let your peeps

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Interrogatories

Is there any song that would always make you sing along?

Do you start every morning with coffee or tea? How do you make it? If you don’t do either of those, what DO you do?

Do you care what you wear when you take out the trash, get the paper or mail, etc., or do you just go as is?

The Twitter Emitter

No, really, your conspiracy theories are on point. It's those other conspiracy theorists that are the crazy ones.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) January 30, 2014

What every woman really wants is for a man to drag her to the bedroom, throw her on the bed, and then clean the house while she takes a nap.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 30, 2014

It's a continuing mystery why sluts, illegals, Urbans, Sinners & parasites have turned their back on the GOP.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) January 30, 2014

Retirements of Henry Waxman and George Miller totally devastating to congressional mustache caucus.

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) January 30, 2014

The constant flood of overt racism from today's right is bad enough, but the whining when they're called out on it is insufferable.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 30, 2014

@Yardarm756DD @Reince Every time a #ConservativeIdiotMale speaks about ANATOMY HE DOESN'T POSSESS, 1,000 women register as DEMOCRATS.

— Tally (@bardgal) January 30, 2014

Justin Bieber really is our King Joffrey.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 30, 2014

The Invisible Hand of the Market in Your Pocket.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) January 31, 2014

Not only do I work in mysterious ways, I only work part-time.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 31, 2014

Interrogatories

Have you ever been to a rodeo? Polo match? Other equestrian events?

How about car races, rallies, etc.? Ever drag race?

What bumper stickers do you have on your car?

The Twitter Emitter

I don't exist. What's your excuse?

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 30, 2014

Motley Crue breakup sends shockwaves through the Unnecessary Umlaut community.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 30, 2014

"Water? Roads? Who fucking cares about that shit? LET'S KILL SOME PEOPLE!" – The Romans, right at the end of their empire.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) January 30, 2014

Does stress raise your alcohol tolerance? I'm asking for a friend…

— Elon James White (@elonjames) January 30, 2014

Bristol Palin criticizes Wendy Davis’ role as a mother: Irony is dead.

— Don Drennon (@dondrennon) January 28, 2014

i fear that my generation is dying off, leaving the world to people who love and want to help each other. they must be stopped #foxnewsCHAT

— the big beef (@BronzeHammer) January 29, 2014

Maybe if I rebranded baguettes as "longform bread", people would throw money at me?

— Ed Yong (@edyong209) January 29, 2014

Related: I'm starting to get a sense that Michele Bachmann doesn't really understand how this whole government thing works.

— delrayser (@delrayser) January 29, 2014

In 16 states, NY/1 reporter Michael Scotto would have had permission to shoot GOP Rep. Michael Grimm dead last night http://t.co/DI6tMnDf4S

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 29, 2014

Rep. Steve Stockman: "Yes, I walked out of the State of the Union. I had to. The Secret Service wouldn't let me fondle my gun in there."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) January 30, 2014

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Interrogatories

What is your favorite kind of puzzle?

What would you like to say “Nevermore” to?

What was the last thing, outside of a cashier line, that you waited in line for?

The Twitter Emitter

there will be FOUR GOP "responses" to the SOTU. Because one massive gaffe is just not enough #uniteblue #ladems @BobbyJindal

— Edward Branley (@YatPundit) January 29, 2014

REPORT: The Duck Dynasty guy's beard has been asked to give a Republican response to the State of the Union.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 29, 2014

Sarah Palin expressed sadness at the death of Pete Seeger, saying she loved the songs Old Time Rock And Roll and Night Moves.

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) January 29, 2014

It's emblematic of what the Republicans have become that their idols are a clean cut yuppie family dressed in hillbilly costumes.

— Joy Reid (@TheReidReport) January 29, 2014

I'm watching SOTU tonight while suffering from food poisoning which, I imagine, won't be much diff from watching SOTU w/o food poisoning.

— Brad Friedman (@TheBradBlog) January 29, 2014

If you think a political party hanging the entire country out to dry due to a tantrum is less horrific than a website glitch, you're a moron

— Assassin Grrrl (@AssassinGrl) January 29, 2014

GOP says tax cuts help economy. GOP kills Obama jobs plan that's 60% tax cuts. GOP blames Obama. Your uncle nods. #sotu

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 29, 2014

You know how dumb some of these right-wingers are? They think socialist is an insult.

— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) January 29, 2014

@mmnimmz President Obama said a woman earned 70 cents for every dollar a man makes. That's socialism. Why can't she earn her own money?

— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) January 29, 2014

Damn, my cat just gave a response to the #SOTU

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) January 29, 2014