Motley Moose – Archive

Interrogatories

Pizza – what style is best? NY style, Deep dish Chicago, or something else? What is your favorite pizza place?

Are you an early adopter of new technology, or do you let it get thoroughly tested and vetted before you will invest in it?

When on escalators, do you follow escalator etiquette (stand to the right, walk to the left)?

The Twitter Emitter

President Nugent, back in 1980, when you wrote Wango Tango, did you ever envision this America?

— Kevin Depew (@kevindepew) February 25, 2014

The best things in life are cheese or cheese-adjacent.

— JerryThomas (@JerryThomas) February 25, 2014

If you're hallucinating I hope you see a doctor.

— Dave (@gneicco) February 25, 2014

The "Got Milk" ad campaign is ending after 20 years. Oh no. Now how will people hear about milk?

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 25, 2014

Give a man a fish, he smells like carp.

— David Lubar (@davidlubar) February 25, 2014

It must be hard to make up your mind when you don't have one. #JanBrewer

— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 25, 2014

Judging by commercials, I'm not yet infirm enough to watch network evening news.

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) February 25, 2014

Never quite gotten how same groups (CPAC) that idolize Ayn Rand can't stand atheists. I mean, hello.

— Hunter (@HunterDK) February 25, 2014

In the late 70s, the super-rich got together and said "To hell with the great society, let's get rid of our taxes & reinstate feudalism."

— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 26, 2014

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 26, 2014

Good morning meese! Happy happy Wednesday!

The common Moose, Alces alces, unlike other members of the deer family, is a solitary animal that doesn’t form herds. Not so its rarer but nearest relative, Alces purplius, the Motley Moose. Though sometimes solitary, the Motley Moose herds in ever shifting groups at the local watering hole to exchange news and just pass the time.

Interrogatories

Do you use straws for drinking? Straight or bendy?

Have you been robbed or burglarized?

Do you always answer your door when someone knocks or rings? When you don’t, why not?

Who would your business like to refuse service to?

The Twitter Emitter

Rick Perry's glasses were a savvy move. I expect him to have braces by 2016 and headgear if he's nominee.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014

Most old tea partiers are Abe Simpson but w weaker command of facts.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 21, 2014

If it all gets too much for you to bear, CA has no statewide elected Republicans and life here has never been better.

— Allan Brauer (@allanbrauer) February 24, 2014

"Your marriage is like incest! Mine is traditional!" said the multiply-married, childless radio host.

— ¡ Terry ! Candy Saga (@shortstack81) February 24, 2014

Alec Baldwin says he's retiring from public life to spend more time berating his family with homophobic slurs.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 24, 2014

If you're gonna fight hate, don't whine if you get some on you; just wash it off before it sticks. #p2 #uniteblue #libcrib

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 24, 2014

Twitter mikght be the social media highway, but there's way too much road rage on it for my taste.

— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) February 24, 2014

The last five people left after climate change kills everyone will form a panel to investigate whether climate change is real.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 25, 2014

Not to worry, Arizona! You can always go back to canceling the Martin Luther King holiday!

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 25, 2014

What's the difference between Uganda and Arizona? Arizona GOP only DREAMS they could throw gays in jail.

— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) February 25, 2014

Overwhelming inarguable scientific evidence is no match for a guy who "just knows".

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 25, 2014

  Make sure you let your peeps

  know where to find you!  

Interrogatories

What would YOUR Olympic gold medal be for?

It’s open bar, every beverage in the world, alcoholic and non-alcoholic represented. What are you having?

Do you have anything expired (like an unplanned science project) in the back of your refrigerator?

The Twitter Emitter

It's not even March yet, and I've already given 45% fewer fucks this year than I did last year.

— That Damn Calvin. (@phive0phor) February 21, 2014

NEW STUDY: People who study online trolls are masochists.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014

The NSA has harvested our personal information from FaceBook for 4 years. They now have the largest collection of cat pictures in the world.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) February 21, 2014

If Facebook gets anymore invasive with your personal data, congress is gonna propose you have an Ultrasound before you sign on.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 21, 2014

That awkward moment when Rand Paul says Ted Nugent should apologize for a racist comment and Nugent got the slur from a Ron Paul newsletter.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 21, 2014

Don't argue we should have #voterID like other countries unless you're ready to discuss death penalty, universal healthcare, gun control too

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 21, 2014

If there were a Nobel War Prize, John McCain would suddenly make sense.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014

The man who foisted Sarah Palin into the body politic is calling other people naive? Shut up John McCain.

— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) February 21, 2014

If elected to the U.S. Senate, Steve Stockman vows to be the first Senator to primary himself.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014

@owillis Businesses that serve Erick Erickson are aiding and abetting assholes.

— ginalou (@ginalou) February 21, 2014

Ted Nugent: "I don't apologize to Obama for calling him a subhuman mongrel, I apologize to @GregAbbott_TX for making him look like a douche"

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 21, 2014

  Good morning Motley Meese! Hope your weekend was lovely.

  Make sure you let your peeps

  know where to find you!  

  Make sure you let your peeps

  know where to find you!  

Interrogatories

Did you have a favorite Beatle? Which one?

Do you still keep the phone book around since the advent of the internet? Back in the olden days when phone books were actually useful, did you use the phone book, or call Information?

When walking or driving past lit windows at night, can you resist looking in?

The Twitter Emitter

Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 19, 2014

Hi, I oppose Hillary Clinton b/c I'm a good Christian & don't much care for the way she forgave her husband & kept her family together. #p2

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 20, 2014

I'm Christian, and I'll be your server this evening, unless you're gay.

— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 20, 2014

Florida has just approved the “Mom, She’s Looking At Me” law, which permits an 8 year old to shoot his sister in the back of a station wagon

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 20, 2014

BuzzFeed should get into funeral planning. "22 Lemurs That Will Miss Bob", "Which Type of Mourner Are You?". Ripe for disruption.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 20, 2014

You've reached the #RNC. For racist hate press 1, #Benghazi fantasies 2, Christian califates 3, #Birthers 4, War On Women 5… #gopvoicemail

— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) February 21, 2014

Ted Cruz was named Republican Statesman of the Year, which he earned by not compromising on anything.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 21, 2014

If Buzzfeed & Politico escalate their war to the point where bombs are flung & society collapses, i call dibs on posting the apocalypsticle.

— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) February 21, 2014

As a general rule, any statement that includes "take this country back" can be safely ignored.

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) February 21, 2014

There's an old saying in politics: If you're explaining Donald Trump and Ted Nugent, you're not actually in politics.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014

New Georgia license plate features Confederate flag, “but not for racist reasons. It’s just to honor men who died protecting black slavery.”

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 21, 2014

Good morning, Moosekind. TGIF!