Motley Moose – Archive

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  Good morning Motley Meese! Hope your weekend was lovely.

  Make sure you let your peeps

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  Make sure you let your peeps

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Interrogatories

What is your favorite cereal? Milk or no milk?

What books are you reading right now?

Who is your favorite historic (pre-20th Century) person?

The Twitter Emitter

16 degrees. It's been so cold for so long that I now understand Russian literature.

— John Schwartz – NYT (@jswatz) March 6, 2014

So, CPAC begins, and DC city government reports that there's something bad in the water. Just sayin'.

— Chris Lehmann (@lehmannchris) March 6, 2014

Conservative CPAC conference starts today. All porn is discretely billed to your room as "Reagan Tribute."

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 6, 2014

What? Putin isn't speaking at CPAC? #CPAC2014

— LiberalPhenom (@LiberalPhenom) March 6, 2014

CPAC Review, by the Numbers 1. There is no Income Inequality in America. 2. Education is Bad 3. Deregulation is Good. 4. Reagan #cpac

— Ina (@InaMaziarcz) March 6, 2014

Jay Carney refuses to say what Obama's going to do about all those tweeters making that same 'Crimea River' joke.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 6, 2014

Those rough-looking ppl surrounding Trump? Big game hunters. Their job is to take down Trump's hair if it makes a run for it.

— Hunter (@HunterDK) March 6, 2014

If #CPAC 'd put Wayne Lapierre & Donald Trump in pit, play Star Trek fight music & give em each a shank I'd make any donation they asked4.

— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) March 6, 2014

If only Putin would attack the poor in the US, then the GOP in Congress might come to their aid. #Ukraineaid

— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) March 6, 2014

For every copy of Profiles in Courageousness I sell at #cpac, I will be donating 25 cents to pay off Speaker Boehner's bar tab

— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) March 6, 2014

O'Reilly says "Muslim nations" won't take female prez (Hillary) seriously forgetting "Muslim nations" elected female heads of state 4 TIMES!

— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) March 7, 2014

Good morning, Moosekind. TGIF!

Interrogatories

What is your favorite kind of cracker? What do you like to have on your cracker?

Who’s your favorite astronaut?

Do you ever eat frozen food (after it’s thawed and prepared, of course)? Examples?

The Twitter Emitter

I asked @LindseyGrahamSC who killed JFK, he said, "Benghazi."

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 4, 2014

Somewhere an ESL teacher is trying to explain why cough, rough, bough, & dough don't rhyme.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 5, 2014

Today President McCain invaded the Ukraine, getting into a land war in Asia, before then going against a Sicilian with death on the line.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 5, 2014

Today President McCain invaded the Ukraine, getting into a land war in Asia, before then going against a Sicilian with death on the line.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 5, 2014

Steve Stockman: “I didn’t lose to John Cornyn, I just gave up running for Senate for Lent.”

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 5, 2014

The Road to Republican Victory is Paved with Liberals Who Don't Vote #Vote2014 #UniteBlue #p2

— TheNewDeal (@TheNewDeal) March 5, 2014

Time for Obama to recess-appoint Willie Horton, for America.

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 5, 2014

NASA: "The giant asteroid will safely pass Earth. Though if not, it's because of Obama's weak leadership and mom jeans."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 5, 2014

Who would want talented people with admirable ambitions defending them anyhow?!

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) March 5, 2014

Adding insult to injury, Darrell Issa stole Elijah Cummings' car after abruptly adjourning today's hearing.

— roadkillrefugee (@rkref) March 6, 2014

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Interrogatories

When was the last time you went to the dentist? How was it?

What is your favorite branch of science?

What critically acclaimed movie did you hate?

The Twitter Emitter

Remember when America liked John McCain's foreign policy prescriptions so much that we didn't elect him President?

— Firestarter in Chief (@docrocktex26) March 4, 2014

Funny, I don't remember @SenJohnMcCain being so concerned about democracy when Al Gore was elected POTUS in 2000.

— Picasso Kat (@Picassokat) March 4, 2014

The biggest difference between the left and the right? When Bush was president, nobody was preaching about shooting or lynching him.

— David Lubar (@davidlubar) March 4, 2014

RT reporting that Russian troops are giving Ukrainians puppies and foot massages. Developing….

— TBogg (@tbogg) March 4, 2014

If Obama wants to handle Russia like a real leader he'll look into Putin's soul & do nothing when he invades Georgia. #p2

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 4, 2014

Lindsey Graham: "Russia invaded Georgia in 2008. Then Benghazi happened. And now Ukraine. So clearly, it's all because of Benghazi."

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 4, 2014

I think it's incredibly hard for Americans of all political stripes to view events abroad as not being fundamentally about us.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 4, 2014

Relax, guys, it's all cool. George W Bush looked into Putin's dreamy, manly eyes and declared him quite all right.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) March 4, 2014

As a Jewish person, I take my political advice exclusively from people angling for a quick Rapture so Jesus will return and I'll go to hell.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 4, 2014

Sad night. The loss of Steve Stockman is a defeat for lazy and incompetent grifters everywhere. #TXSeb

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 5, 2014

Good morning, Moosekind.  

The common Moose, Alces alces, unlike other members of the deer family, is a solitary animal that doesn’t form herds. Not so its rarer but nearest relative, Alces purplius, the Motley Moose. Though sometimes solitary, the Motley Moose herds in ever shifting groups at the local watering hole to exchange news and just pass the time.