The best olympian ever… smokes pot?
I love it. Keep rippin’ Michael.
Haters can’t stand the fact that a non violent cannabis user could accomplish the greatest feat in Olympic history.
This messes with their anti-marijuana talking points.
“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.”
With lungs like his I am not surprised at all.
Some new peeps might be wondering who is that obnoxious Spiff guy.
Let me (re)introduce myself.
( hit it! )
Here is my epic quote.
Please post the quote, don’t just refer to it. Movie monologues, tv quotes, quotes from novels all count.
I’ll be asking asking you about favorite quotes every 2 weeks.
I know a lot of good stuff is out there.
Minimum 1 quote and max 2.
Who wants to play?
You have in your hands solid proof disproving all religions.
Their is irrefutable proof that God, a higher power, and religion in general is completely untrue.
Anyone who sees this proof becomes convinced that it is true.
There’s a lot of things that can be done.
A lot of consequences.
What would you do with it?
Would you tell the world?
Open Mouth, Insert Foot.
C’mon, admit ittttttttttt.
It has happened to you. Probably when:
a) you don’t know anybody
b) you think you are hot shit.
Mix and match but it boils down to these 2 basic principles and you are on your way to doucheville.
You know what I’m talking about. Normally your partner/family member gives you the disapproving look …
… while you are left with the 
/I’m sorry’ eyes.
WIRED handed out the 2008 awards.
2 of my faves:
Two top Clinton strategists , Mandy Grunwald and Mark Penn stuck their old shoes in their mouths in November, 2007 – but the proof didn’t come until this year.
In November, they looked at Obama’s supporters in at an open political event in Iowa, and dismissed them. “Only a few of their people look like they could vote in any state,” Penn said. “Our people look like caucus-goers,” Grunwald said, “and his people look like they are 18. Penn said they look like Facebook.”
Take that deadenders!1!!
Whoops …
You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter , they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.
Heh. It happens to everybody and we’ve all had our moments when we say things we wish we could take back.
I’ll save my story for the comments but share your stories and lets laugh at each others expense and past humiliation.
My lounge diaries will now be a series titled Sexy and Mysterious starring the sexy and mysterious Spaceman Spiff.
I’m sticking to what I know best ( rambling and thinking I’m funny ) and try to take a less serious look at shit. I’ll be handing out free candy to all that stop by and chill. Of course, my diaries are always open to thread jacking and going off topic. Consider them open threads if you’d like.
In that spirit, I’m sharing my first “real words” on this blog.
Some things just don’t have a point.
Kind of like there is no point for that maroon or olive green crayon. You know what I’m talking about. The olive green one that no-one ever uses and just sits there in the box until the entire fucking box is filled with the crappy pink, horrible browns and stupid olive green ones. And what the hell are you going to draw in maroon, pink and olive green? A Purple Striped Pink Polka Dot Dem? ( LOL!) Fuck! You get what I’m saying? No use for it, but you can’t run away from it either. It’s just there. The elephant in the room. You’ve got to color between the lines and you have to deal with that dark mucus looking crayon if you want to get anything done. Eventually you’ll have to deal with it. Always up in your face. Fucking turd colored crayon. It would be great if that was just it. I could just pop that sucker in the microwave and delight myself with….
all.
the.
pretty.
colors.
Shout out to Stipes! We miss you bro!
Kennedy was at a table with Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., Vice President Mondale and Mrs. Mondale, and others. While at the table, Kennedy began having seizures that lasted for several minutes. As they were carrying Kennedy out of the room, he was still seizing. President Barack Obama went out of the room with him, but he is back in the luncheon room now.
Obama :
“First of all, I know that while I was out of the room, concern was expressed about Teddy,” Obama said. “He was there when the Voting Rights Act passed. And, along with John Lewis, was a warrior for justice. And so I would be lying to you if I did not say that right now a part of me is with him. And I think that is true for all of us. This is a joyous time, but it’s also a sobering time. And my prayers are with him and his family and Vicki.”
Send prrayers and positive vibes to Teddy and his family.
Hi!
I am the mysterious and sexy SpacemanSpiff.
I’ll be 27 in 2 months and I’m from the island of Puerto Rico.
Read my bio for more info on my tastes and fetishes.
I like to clown a lot and usually serve to break the tension around here. Some peeps like me and some peeps don’t. I tend to fly off the handle but I’m beginning to think that is past me ( thank you preview button). I supported Team Obama during the primary season and was one of the more obnoxious bots.
I’m seeing a lot of new handles and I can’t tell you how happy I am that you are helping to shape the voice of the Moose!
After (re)introducing yourself and if you are still in a good mood play along with …
The Moose Amazing Acronym Game
I’m going to post random letters and the following Moose must make an acronym out of it. When the next Moose makes an acronym, he/she must post a new set of random letters for the next poster to do.
And so on.
Get?
Got it?
Good.
W.I.S.A.S.S.H.A.T.
I think the Moose can handle a little flamebait ( I hope).
I chuckled harder at Hillary’s celestial choir bit by the way.
Maybe because I didn’t enjoy it the first time around.
Barack Obama – Annie Oakley routine
Hillary Clinton – Celestial choir routine
Israeli military begins large scale troop drafting.
The IDF said that a large amount of troops from the Armored Corps, Engineering Corps and Infantry Corps entered the territory with the purpose of destroying Hamas infrastructure and preventing rocket fire by taking control of launching pads “in order to greatly reduce the quantity of rockets fired at Israel and Israeli civilians.”The IDF warned that terrorists using civilians as human shields would bear full responsibility for their fate. The IDF spokesperson emphasized that “anyone who hides a terrorist or weapons in his house is considered a terrorist,” adding that “the residents of Gaza are not the target of the operation.”
Some really bad news.
Will Smith was born to play Barack Obama.
Barack Obama has revealed if he had his way, Hollywood star Will Smith would be cast as him in a movie of the Democratic presidential candidate’s life.
“Will and I have talked about the idea of him playing me because he has the same ears as me!” Obama told US TV show Entertainment Tonight.
“He would be perfect.”
Some of the more pop culture oriented remember when the P-elect famously joked about having Will Smith ears. I recently saw a 7 pounds press junket on ET Tonight in which the Fresh Prince said he was very interested in the project. It’s fairly obvious Big Willie is perfect for the role.
Just like nobody but Tina Fey could of played Sarah Palin.
Nobody but Will Smith could play Barack Obama.
So this got me to thinking.
For this first Barack Obama movie.
Who will play everybody else?
Michelle.
David Axelrod.
Hmmm…
Plouffe.
Hillary.
You get the picture. I just thought of this and I’m going to have to think a bit on this one before I make my picks.
What do you guys think?
I heard the best joke earlier today.