Motley Moose – Archive

This morning driving to work, I heard Frank DeFord say the following on NPR.

But here’s a tip to the White House media office. Never, never again let the president be photographed in a golf cart. What is the wussiest item in all of sports? A golf cart – that electric chaise lounge. A movable divan. Could you ever picture Vladimir Putin in a golf cart? You think Angela Merkel poses in a golf cart? In a pig’s eye.

Really? Nothing else going on the world of sport? You gotta criticize the President for something you wouldn’t think twice about for Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford (read the white guys).

Mr. DeFord goes on…

I’m telling the president, just stay completely away from golf courses and get back to your basketball court.

Really? Any dietary advice while you’re at it?  Have you seen the President’s thighs? Any thoughts on swimming?

“Particularly since the shutdown, I’ve had a spate of emails and letters and phone calls saying, ‘Run for president again,'” McCain said.

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Letter Says Governor Christie Knew About Lane Closings

Mr. Wildstein contests the accuracy of various statements that the governor made about him and he can prove the inaccuracy of some.

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Congressional Republicans conceded defeat on Wednesday in their bitter budget fight with President Obama over the new health care law…

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Senator McConnell’s Progressive Liberal voting record, his absolute iron fisted rule over the Republican Party in Kentucky and his willingness to roll over and cede power to President Obama and the Liberals in Washington, prove that he is no friend to the American people or the citizens of the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

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over the rainbow for some rolling and ceding…

From America’s High School Newspaper:

Federal budget cuts in the U.S are coming too fast and slowing the pace of the U.S. recovery, the International Monetary Fund says in a new assessment of the U.S. economy.

When even the original Austerians think we’re too austere… well… I reckon there’s a problem.

Even more interesting is the advice from Director Lagarde:

In a press briefing Friday on the IMF’s forecast, IMF managing director Christine Lagarde said the U.S. should slow down budget cuts now but move faster in shaping a longer-term deficit reduction plan that would take hold when the economy is stronger.

In “TheresMoreVille,” we’ll see who else has been espousing such a strategy…

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Because of his black belt in karate and things, he has gotten to know many of the leaders of Russia, including Putin, and was able to use that influence to make sure that we got to talk to the very top people so that we could try to find ways of expanding our areas of cooperation,

said Representative Dana (Impeach Bubba!) Rohrbacher.

Today’s funny:

[Senator Ted] Cruz is the Glenn Beck of the United States Senate, promoting new conspiracy theories just as easily as Mr. Beck adds new names to his chalkboard.

Geraldo Rivera Says He is Considering a Senate Run in 2014!

I am posting this diary, constructed by triciawyse in its entirety, due to her internet access difficulties.  I’d like to thank tricia for preparing it and allowing me access so I could migrate it from angry orange to laidback purple!