Interrogatories
It’s National Cherry Popsicle Day. What is your favorite popsicle flavor?
Did you ride on the school bus? If so, do you have negative or positive memories? (Conversely, if you didn’t take the bus, did you walk barefoot for 15 miles in the snow, uphill both ways?)
Did your school have a dress code?
Today is Women’s Equality Day. Do you think that women can achieve equality without addressing other issues, such as racism and poverty?
The Twitter Emitter
Grandpa always said 'Kids, there are only 2 things certain in life: Death, and Resident Evil sequels.'
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 21, 2013
Ted Cruz's parents went to Canada to anchor-baby their way into the health care system #tcot
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) August 22, 2013
"According to the dictionary, 'literally' also means 'figuratively'" http://t.co/1tJq7R97Ta I am literally beside myself over this.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) August 25, 2013
Ted Cruz: I'm not trying to shut down the government. I'm just trying to nullify the last presidential election.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 25, 2013
Trump University: The only University that offers a "lower the bar" exam. @TheReidReport
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) August 25, 2013
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of innocents thousands of miles away.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) August 25, 2013
Donald Trump is an asshole's asshole. He's the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say, "Now THERE'S an asshole."
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 25, 2013
Loving the 2nd Amendment while opposing the NRA is as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church. #p2
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 25, 2013
Yesterday, 200,000 in D.C. civil rights march. Or as Mayor Bloomberg called it, the mother of all Stop and Frisk opportunities.
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) August 25, 2013
I must be a freak since I can care about more than one issue at a time.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) August 25, 2013
Ted Cruz should publicly renounce Cuban citizenship just to be safe.
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) August 25, 2013
I think my diploma from Trump Medical, Cosmetology, and Transmission Repair University might not be worth the Post-It note it's printed on.
— TBogg (@tbogg) August 25, 2013
46% of Louisiana voters believe that Obama caused the sinking of the Titanic.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) August 25, 2013