Monday, Monday… much more like the Mamas and Papas than the Bangles. No matter how much coffee I pound down, I cannot be manic on Mondays. Not that my Monday experience matches this one…
Now, tell me… What is your favorite day of the week? Do you have it embroidered on your underwear? What is your favorite song to dance to, the one you can’t sit still when you hear it? What is the first record or CD you bought with your own money for yourself? What is the last music you bought?
Now let us partake of the tawdriness that is Twitter:
Paul Ryan: “The sequester will happen if Democrats keep refusing our offer to shred the social safety net while the Kochs’ laugh maniacally”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 27, 2013
When I see 9 yr olds in Somalia with machine guns and anti aircraft missiles, I ask myself: are our children in America being left behind?
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) January 27, 2013
@teresakopecMamet personifies the type: “I used to consider myself aDemocrat, but thanks to 9/11, I’m outraged by Chappaquiddick.”
— Riffle (@keeFS) January 27, 2013
Paul Ryan: “The sequester will happen, and Democrats will be to blame because the GOP is too crazy to be held responsible for its actions.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) January 27, 2013
Why won’t #60Minutes ask Obama REAL questions like “Why did you order your friends in Al Qaeda to kill our ambassador in Benghazi?”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) January 28, 2013
“Mr. President, Secretary Clinton…whose memes are more viral?”
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) January 28, 2013
The French sent us the Statue of Liberty, Fois Gras, Champagne and Bleu Cheese.We sent them Lance Armstrong.Was that a deal or what?
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 28, 2013
Think of how much more miserable Jean Valjean would have been if he’d stolen a pack of rice cakes.
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) January 28, 2013
In 2008 Lance Armstrong was a national hero; now he’s just a cheater. It’s pretty obviously Obama’s fault.#60Minutes
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) January 28, 2013
You people are not only wicked, you’re derivative. At least when Adam and Eve sinned it was original.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 28, 2013
Now, sit down and pay attention to your history lesson!