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The common Moose, Alces alces, unlike other members of the deer family, is a solitary animal that doesn’t form herds. Not so its rarer but nearest relative, Alces purplius, the Motley Moose. Though sometimes solitary, the Motley Moose herds in ever shifting groups at the local watering hole to exchange news and just pass the time.
Interrogatories
Do you have any annual celebrations that aren’t on the mainstream radar? Besides your own birthday, that is.
Do you consider yourself patriotic? How patriotic? Love it or leave it, or change it or lose it?
Did you start to misbehave in class when the teacher left the room, or were you a virtuous child? What sort of things did you get up to?
What is your favorite book store, and why?
The Twitter Emitter
He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's an X-Box Kinect, basically.
— @midnight (@midnight) December 16, 2013
One year, Erwin Schrödinger was my Secret Santa. That was a Christmas to remember! #DontOpenTheBox
— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) December 16, 2013
Fascinating how financial interests can force a reevaluation of closely held principles.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 17, 2013
Meanwhile the Mars Rover tweeted "How cute it is that China managed to get a rover all the way to the Moon."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 17, 2013
Chris Christie claims NSA responsible for lane closings on GWB.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 17, 2013
Christmas. When billions of Christians celebrate the birthday of a Jew on a day picked by pagans.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 17, 2013
Racism is something you learn. But there are a nearly infinite number of teachers out there ready to give you lessons.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 17, 2013
Paul Ryan vows the GOP will "get something" for raising the debt ceiling: "I'm hoping for a Presidential proclamation that Santa is white"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) December 17, 2013
I think Obama should troll everyone and put his presidential library in Kenya
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) December 17, 2013
REMINDER: A good Republican never says Happy Holidays to a senior whose Meals on Wheels have been cut. The correct term is "Merry Christmas"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) December 17, 2013
George Zimmerman's painting is actually of the same dog in George W. Bush's painting, except no longer posing a threat to the neighborhood.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 17, 2013
Make sure you let your peeps
know where to find you!
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Interrogatories
What is your favorite thing to dip in chocolate?
What’s the biggest earthquake you ever felt?
Did anyone ever give you a stupid toy? What was it?
Are you re-gifting anything this year? What is it?
The Twitter Emitter
Her only mistake was not making the surprise album available for download exclusively on the Obamacare website. #Beyonce
— currageous (@currageous) December 13, 2013
I believe we can credit the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had $1,000,000" for the existence of pre-wrapped, shelf-stable bacon.
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) December 13, 2013
It's ironic, really, that the people most paranoid about losing their freedoms think so many of us shouldn't have many.
— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) December 15, 2013
What if the Megyn Kelly thing was brilliant cross marketing for A Madea Christmas?
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) December 15, 2013
I'm on the Seattle to NYC flight and TSA just pulled someone off the plane for not wearing black.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 15, 2013
FACT: Putting "FACT" before a tweet does not make it a fact.
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) December 15, 2013
How dare the Pope attack people’s religious beliefs! And by religious beliefs I mean trickle down economics.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) December 15, 2013
You're only as old as you feel. Provided you feel exactly your age.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 15, 2013
Good morning Motley Meese! Hope your weekend was lovely. Snow again here. 3rd accumulating snow so far this year, more than we had all last winter.
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Make sure you let your peeps
know where to find you!
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Make sure you let your peeps
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Happy Friday the 13th!
Interrogatories
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Have you ever heckled anybody?
Have you ever been heckled by anybody? How did you handle it?
On a scale of hyperactive to laid back, where do you fall?
The Twitter Emitter
Defunding promised gov't worker pensions – now that's redistribution of wealth politicians aren't afraid of.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 11, 2013
admit obama's marriage to the danish prime minister was a bit of a surprise
— Atrios (@Atrios) December 12, 2013
In "A very Gingrich Christmas" Scrooge is a Job Creator, the Cratchits are merely lazy & Tiny Tim takes a janitor job.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 12, 2013
The left needs its own Tea Party. Because what America needs now is a congress that won't even be able to pass bills naming post offices.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 12, 2013
I want to fight for the historical and racial accuracy of the magic elf lord overseer who lives on a sheet of ice.
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) December 12, 2013
I don't see what the big deal is about the fake sign-language guy. Sarah Palin has been faking spoken English for years.
— David Lubar (@davidlubar) December 12, 2013
This black/white Santa controversy could be easily cleared up if Santa would just show is his birth certificate.
— Danielle (@DCPlod) December 12, 2013
That which you have done for the biggest of my donors, you have done for me – Republican Jesus.
— rootless (@root_e) December 12, 2013
Final tweet on volatile subjects for today: #GOP says it's wrong to reach into their wallets, but fine to reach into my womb. #ProtectChoice
— Emmie Mears (@emmiemears) December 12, 2013
"this doesn't affect me, so I'm just going to assume all the women complaining are acting irrationally." – most men about everything ever
— Carolyn Edgar (@carolynedgar) December 12, 2013
Good morning, Moosekind. TGIF! Hope it has been a good week for everyone.
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Interrogatories
Do you decorate your house inside for Christmas? If yes, how?
Do you decorate the outside for Christmas? If yes, how?
What have you done this week to aid in the effort of the War on Christmas?
Do you ever make your own decorations, or aid children in theirs?
The Twitter Emitter
I don't understand what the big deal is. I plan on taking a selfie at Rush Limbaugh's funeral.
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) December 11, 2013
John Cornyn talks big about box turtle immorality, but Steve Stockman will actually do something about it
— Gen JC Xtian patriot (@JC_Christian) December 11, 2013
Folks. When I say @chucktodd is a hipster ginger bin Laden, I'm not making a comparison about their ethical status. It's about the beards.
— Patrick Blanchfield (@PatBlanchfield) December 11, 2013
Has Darrell Issa scheduled Selfiegate hearings yet?
— myrrh (@guan) December 11, 2013
They should have guessed that the Mandela memorial sign language guy was fake when he kept signing "Baba Booey"
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) December 11, 2013
The War on Christmas folks don't do such a hot job of keeping Christ in Christmas but do a great job of keeping the con in conservatism.
— Worley Dervish (@WorleyDervish) December 12, 2013
Thank GOD there’s a Godzilla reboot for a zillion dollars! I was afraid a studio would spend that money to produce a dozen original stories.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) December 12, 2013
Wonder if the GOP is longing for the good ol days when they pledged allegiance to Grover Norquist rather than Jim DeMint.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 12, 2013
"New species of cockroach discovered in New York." Man, hipster hate is getting out of hand.
— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) December 12, 2013
DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN REALIZE THAT OBAMA JUST SHOOK HANDS WITH THE BROTHER OF THE DICTATOR THAT SHOOK HANDS WITH NIXON?!!!
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 12, 2013