Motley Moose – Archive

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Interrogatories

Did you ever participate in a Science Fair? What was your entry?

What food do you love most that does not love you back?

What do you find relaxing? Do you just kick back, or do you actually do something?

The Twitter Emitter

A pundit whom you agree with: a reporter. A reporter whom you disagree with: a pundit.

— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) December 27, 2013

Hate the sinner; practice the sin in private.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 27, 2013

When Duck Dynasty is Dynasty, only with ducks, I might watch.

— Allan Brauer (@allanbrauer) December 28, 2013

That guy I don't care about is back on that show I don't watch!

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 28, 2013

GOP: Paying people not to work is terrible — unless they're really, really rich. http://t.co/WyYlJrl2Cc

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 29, 2013

I feel like I'm getting Michael Bolton'rolled by Honda

— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) December 29, 2013

I hate tweets that are cut short and don't make any

— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) December 29, 2013

975,000 people signed up for Obamacare in December, but the joke's on them when they get sick and have a way to pay for it.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 29, 2013

I'm glad Rev Pat Robertson now supports decriminalizing Cannabis because that's the only way I can watch 'The 700 Club.'

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 30, 2013

Feel sorry for all those people in the suburbs who will never know the joy of waiting outside to be buzzed in to an apartment

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) December 30, 2013

Ted Cruz: "I swear I didn't wait until the US had socialized medicine before renouncing my Canadian citizenship. It's just coincidence."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 30, 2013

  Good morning Motley Meese! Hope your weekend was lovely. Congratulations! We’ve almost survived 2013.

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Interrogatories

Do you watch, attend, or participate in any kind of pet shows? Have you ever? How about the 4H club?

What subject did you dislike in school but like now?

Do you prefer solitude, or do you like to have lots of people around?

The Twitter Emitter

It's the most STFU time of the year.

— Andrew Figgy Gatto (@AndrewGatto) December 26, 2013

These republican men are such obstructionists, I'll bet they wake up with morning wouldn't.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 26, 2013

Palin:"I haven't read Phil Robertson's interview, but I know he's the victim. I haven't met Manti Te'o's girlfriend, but I know she's nice."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 26, 2013

My marriage increases in value every time some one new recognizes that marriage is a universal human right #utpol

— Gen JC Xtian patriot (@JC_Christian) December 26, 2013

If you mashed up Deliverance with The Hills Have Eyes, and put it on a boat, you'd get the upcoming Duck Dynasty cruise.

— TBogg (@tbogg) December 26, 2013

Hey Rick Perry and Greg Abbot! Once Wendy Davis makes you unemployed she'll make sure you get benefits

— Peter Flom (@peterflom) December 27, 2013

No gift receipt with this myrrh. Fucking great.

— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) December 27, 2013

Can we get President Obama to end the national nightmare of Michael Bolton by signing the Honda Accords?

— CrutnackerNutcracker (@Crutnacker) December 27, 2013

Amid dismal ratings, reports are surfacing that RNC may replace David Gregory as host of Meet the Press #MTP

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) December 27, 2013

Good morning, Moosekind. TGIF! Hope it has been a good week for everyone.

Interrogatories

Have you ever attended the funeral of a deceased public figure? If so, who?

Do you still write thank you notes?

Have you ever written anything in wet cement? Carved anything on a tree?

Do you have any brand loyalties? Examples?

The Twitter Emitter

When same sex marriage inevitably becomes legal, the right can focus on fighting abortion by supporting policies that increase abortions.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 22, 2013

If he only knew God would turn into a capitalist who thought the poor were malingerers, Satan may never have left heaven in the first place.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 23, 2013

Biblical scholars say that Jesus' actual birthday took place in March and that he and Ayn Rand didn't have a son that they named Reagan.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 25, 2013

Ted Cruz told his family he was glad to be home from Washington for Christmas. "It's tiring being a senator AND Speaker of the House."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 26, 2013

Being lied to is always cheaper than doing something.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 26, 2013

Sarah Palin: "Some guy just told me 'Feliz Navidad'. Not even 'Happy holidays'. This #WarOnChristmas is worse than I thought."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 26, 2013

Homophobia is a sacred union between a man and a bible.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 26, 2013

Christmas is over, now please join me in eating candy and worrying about the future.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) December 26, 2013

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Interrogatories

Do you have a big day planned for tomorrow? Are you staying put or going somewhere?

Did you get anyone a gift that you can’t wait for them to open?

How good were you at manipulating your parents? Any examples? How good are your kids at manipulating you (or nieces and nephews, if you don’t have kids)?

Did you get your pets anything for Christmas?

The Twitter Emitter

Using the government to silence people is oppression. Boycotting a business because someone said something stupid publicly is capitalism.

— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) December 20, 2013

Will my new plan cover Fox-induced head-desk injuries?

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) December 20, 2013

There's a couple weeks left, But I think "What does the fox say?" goes down as question of the year.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 20, 2013

Suddenly these Duck Dynasty lace doilies seem awkward.

— CrutnackerNutcracker (@Crutnacker) December 22, 2013

Whoa, there’s a new “Anchorman” movie? Why didn’t they do any promotion for it?

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) December 22, 2013

Who came up with the rule that a viewpoint is supposed to be respected just because the holder declares it to be a religious one?

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) December 22, 2013

Bad news: New Duck Dynasty episodes will include Phil Robertson. Worse news: There are new Duck Dynasty episodes.

— The Night Stalker (@kolchak) December 22, 2013

Cracker Barrel CEO: "We said we'd stop carrying Phil Robertson's products, but turns out all our customers are bigots, so never mind."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 22, 2013

Sorry, kids, but Santa isn't bringing you anything because your parents are unemployed. Next time pick better parents.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 23, 2013

Early Christmas gift is Very Serious Newscasters having to say "Pussy Riot," thank you Santa.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 24, 2013