Motley Moose – Archive

Be sure and let your peeps know where to find you.

Pooties are known to stalk areas where others dare to tread. While things are warm and fuzzy for those that don’t look very close, there are many things going on in the background. Deep in the purple hallways…. behind the scenes. This diary is a special investigative report about the Progressive Website Motley Moose, by Edward R. Purrow. Edward is a Special Investigative Reporter for WPPR(Pootie Picture Radio) and is broadcasting live tonight from Bay City, Michigan.

Pooties are known to stalk areas where others dare to tread. While things are warm and fuzzy for those that don’t look very close, there are many things going on in the background. Deep in the purple hallways…. behind the scenes. This diary is a special investigative report about the Progressive Website Motley Moose, by Edward R. Purrow. Edward is a Special Investigative Reporter for WPPR(Pootie Picture Radio) and is broadcasting live tonight from Bay City, Michigan.

The search for the perfect cheeseburger as been on the mind of the modern pootie for decades. For some, the search goes on for many lifetimes. Constant taste testing is required to find this utter purr-fection, as the norms for the noms frequently change.

Getting hoomins to understand this fact is a true challenge for the modern pootie. Most hoomins are willing to spend their single life in search of the instant gratification of the mediocre cheeseburger. The modern pootie has no understanding or patience for this.  

The following post is a brief history of the search for cheeseburger purr-fection.