The search for the perfect cheeseburger as been on the mind of the modern pootie for decades. For some, the search goes on for many lifetimes. Constant taste testing is required to find this utter purr-fection, as the norms for the noms frequently change.
Getting hoomins to understand this fact is a true challenge for the modern pootie. Most hoomins are willing to spend their single life in search of the instant gratification of the mediocre cheeseburger. The modern pootie has no understanding or patience for this.
The following post is a brief history of the search for cheeseburger purr-fection.
Mildrid teaches history at Ceiling Cat University.
At first, modern pooties were confused as to where the purr-fection came from.
Future generations of pootie adjusted well to the search.
Roadblocks are still put up at every opportunity.
Modern inventions are making the search much easier.
Recently,government intervention has been requested.