Do you watch, attend, or participate in any kind of pet shows? Have you ever? How about the 4H club?
What subject did you dislike in school but like now?
Do you prefer solitude, or do you like to have lots of people around?
The Twitter Emitter
It's the most STFU time of the year.
— Andrew Figgy Gatto (@AndrewGatto) December 26, 2013
These republican men are such obstructionists, I'll bet they wake up with morning wouldn't.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 26, 2013
Palin:"I haven't read Phil Robertson's interview, but I know he's the victim. I haven't met Manti Te'o's girlfriend, but I know she's nice."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 26, 2013
My marriage increases in value every time some one new recognizes that marriage is a universal human right #utpol
— Gen JC Xtian patriot (@JC_Christian) December 26, 2013
If you mashed up Deliverance with The Hills Have Eyes, and put it on a boat, you'd get the upcoming Duck Dynasty cruise.
— TBogg (@tbogg) December 26, 2013
Hey Rick Perry and Greg Abbot! Once Wendy Davis makes you unemployed she'll make sure you get benefits
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) December 27, 2013
No gift receipt with this myrrh. Fucking great.
— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) December 27, 2013
Can we get President Obama to end the national nightmare of Michael Bolton by signing the Honda Accords?
— CrutnackerNutcracker (@Crutnacker) December 27, 2013
Amid dismal ratings, reports are surfacing that RNC may replace David Gregory as host of Meet the Press #MTP
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) December 27, 2013