Interrogatories
Have you taken a side on the Richard III story? Innocent or guilty?
How much were teeth worth (apiece) back in the days that the tooth fairy still visited you?
Did your parents give you an allowance? How much? Did you spend it all on candy like me, or were you wiser in your purchases?
What punctuation mark or marks do you have the most difficulty with?
The Twitter Emitter
I love how Sean Hannity doesn't think democracy can be created democratically.
— Cynthia Boaz (@cynthiaboaz) August 21, 2013
For not being racists, Rand and Ron Paul sure do know a lot of em. #JustSayin
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) August 21, 2013
Don't tell me numbers & facts that ruin my narrative. I will stick to my narrative regardless. So don't even try!!!!! #twitter
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) August 21, 2013
The NSA did say that the three Partridge Family songs I downloaded in 2011 still make me a potential threat.
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) August 21, 2013
Ted Cruz. Proof that an idiot can get into Harvard. When do we start demanding his transcripts and test scores because, affirmative action?
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) August 21, 2013
If I made a line of tablet computers, I would call it 'Clay'. Surely, this could be a thing.
— Hunter (@HunterDK) August 21, 2013
Thank God the brave State of Texas pulled that Obamacare $$ away from Obama before he spent it all on cocaine and statues of Lenin.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) August 21, 2013
Hey NYTimes! There are thousands of unemployed journalists. Why not fire Dowd and hire one?
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) August 21, 2013
Today is the 54th anniversary of Hawaii's admission to the Union, and the 5th anniversary of claiming their natives can't be president.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 21, 2013
Harry Potter and the Nine Hour Detention at Heathrow ("How long have you known Mr. Dumbledore? Have you seen him practice magic?")
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 21, 2013
Sea level was high enough without all of these emo tears.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) August 21, 2013
Bradley Manning for Fed Chair
— David Waldman (@KagroX) August 21, 2013
Every time a cable host calls Glenn Greenwald a journalist, an angel gets donkey punched.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) August 21, 2013