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Could it Be? Yes Indeed…Tubes Are Back!!!

Some of you may have noticed I have been gone for a while. I was off trying to find any advanced intelligence in our universe. No luck so far, and to my shock and horror, it appears that IQ’s have dropped suddenly on planet Earth while I was away. At least in the United States part of the third rock from the sun.

Monday August 3, 2009 in 100 seconds.

One could say it is merely a listening problem, but for the sudden, sometimes frightening, and often hysterical rise of the lunatic right. Birther’s, end of lifers, and now paid mobs to disrupt Democratic town hall meetings; make me wonder what the hell has happened over the past three months.

There is so much wackiness out there these days, one would need to devote an entire blog to adequately cover the vastness of crazy tubes. When Ann Coulter thinks you are nuts, it is a bad sign.

Tuesday August 4, 2009 in 100 seconds.

Happy Birthday Mr. President.

It is good to see Congress working so hard on the health care issue.

Oops, wrong tube. It may take me a while to find the correct one. I wonder how hard they would work if we had a Constitutional amendment requiring lawmakers health insurance be no better than the least insured person in the United States. I am such a dreamer.

Could we at least stop them from taking bribes from the health insurance lobbyists? I am a little pissed at the Blue Dogs these days. Ok, a lot pissed. Perhaps we need to look for better Democrats now.

Not to change the subject, but have you checked out Lou Dobbs lately? Not that I am advocating anyone in their right mind watch Mr. Dobbs, but I am beginning to think he needs to work for fox. He might feel more at home with the other nut jobs over there. Oh and lying is apparently allowed at fox; so go for it Mr. Dobbs!

Looks like Lou has friends…

Oh and who is this woman?

Beam me back up Scotty!


  1. fogiv

    A.) The cupcake thing for Helen Thomas was warm, human, classy, and cool.

    B.) Lynn Merriweather is a buffoon, and an embarrassment to the state of my birth (I have a long-form certificate to prove I’m a natural born Californian).

    C.) I’ve little doubt that if Bruce Lee were alive today, he’d totally kick the tar out of Chuck Norris.  I’d pay good money to watch.

    D.) Dr. Orly Taitz was grown in a test tube using genetic samples taken from a weasel, a helminth, and tissue from Zsa Zsa Gabor’s anus.

    E.) It’s so frickin’ good to have you back!

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