Interrogatories
At this writing, I am listening to people on TV talking about various kinds of addiction, which leads to these serious questions.
Have you known many drug addicts? Have you lost friends or loved ones to drugs?
How about alcohol?
Smoking?
I’ve lost loved ones to all three, I’ll bet most of you have as well.
The Twitter Emitter
Question: if someone hacks into your laptop and activates the camera, do the image copyrights belong to the computer owner of the hacker?
— Timothy B. Lee (@binarybits) February 7, 2014
Question: Will websites featuring leaked #Sochi bathroom surveillance video be considered Revenge Porn?
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) February 7, 2014
This episode of the Opening Ceremonies is brought to you by the letter Б
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) February 7, 2014
If we can't have equal pay for women, can women start paying 77% for all goods and services? #wegoted
— Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) February 7, 2014
"Any new business regulation is Communism," say the politicians & businessmen who moved your job to China.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 9, 2014
Anybody who thinks Obamacare doesn't free you up to make new career choices should talk to Mitt Romney.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 9, 2014
If you want to change the world you're gonna need a big diaper.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 9, 2014
Rooting for Westeros in the Olympics. John Snow should do well in cross-country and oral sex.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 10, 2014
"We should expel gays from the party because the Devil made them gay" — GOP official
"All I did was make them Republicans" — The Devil
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 10, 2014
Windows 8 — Because Windows 7 actually worked well, and we couldn't have that, could we?
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) February 10, 2014