Interrogatories
Did you have a favorite Beatle? Which one?
Do you still keep the phone book around since the advent of the internet? Back in the olden days when phone books were actually useful, did you use the phone book, or call Information?
When walking or driving past lit windows at night, can you resist looking in?
The Twitter Emitter
Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 19, 2014
Hi, I oppose Hillary Clinton b/c I'm a good Christian & don't much care for the way she forgave her husband & kept her family together. #p2
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 20, 2014
I'm Christian, and I'll be your server this evening, unless you're gay.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 20, 2014
Florida has just approved the “Mom, She’s Looking At Me” law, which permits an 8 year old to shoot his sister in the back of a station wagon
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 20, 2014
BuzzFeed should get into funeral planning. "22 Lemurs That Will Miss Bob", "Which Type of Mourner Are You?". Ripe for disruption.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 20, 2014
You've reached the #RNC. For racist hate press 1, #Benghazi fantasies 2, Christian califates 3, #Birthers 4, War On Women 5… #gopvoicemail
— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) February 21, 2014
Ted Cruz was named Republican Statesman of the Year, which he earned by not compromising on anything.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 21, 2014
If Buzzfeed & Politico escalate their war to the point where bombs are flung & society collapses, i call dibs on posting the apocalypsticle.
— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) February 21, 2014
As a general rule, any statement that includes "take this country back" can be safely ignored.
— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) February 21, 2014
There's an old saying in politics: If you're explaining Donald Trump and Ted Nugent, you're not actually in politics.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014
New Georgia license plate features Confederate flag, “but not for racist reasons. It’s just to honor men who died protecting black slavery.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 21, 2014