Interrogatories
[channeling the HUAC]: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? Republican Party?
Not to get too personal, but do you still have all the parts you were born with? (circumcised males need not mention that)
Candy Corn: Food or flavored wax?
For Haunted Refrigerator Day, assuming yours was haunted, what would it be that haunted it?
The Twitter Emitter
The more you know, the more you wish you didn't.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 28, 2013
Rubio gives up on immigration reform, will focus instead on "getting abs like Paul Ryan by 2016"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 28, 2013
Marco Rubio could win the Tea Party back in a second if he would announce he's primarying Marco Rubio.
— HELL-OL GOP (@LOLGOP) October 28, 2013
NSA surveillance of 35 world leaders' phones produced "little reportable intelligence" but we can assume many terrible sexts.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 28, 2013
Anyone who hates Obamacare exchanges is still free to buy insurance on the individual market. I hear it's super easy w/o the gov't involved
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) October 28, 2013
NASCAR had its first African American race winner since 1963, though Donald Trump says "it's not official until I see a birth certificate."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) October 28, 2013
Fox News panelist rattling off the coverage "most people don’t need” includes substance abuse which is weird bc they’re obviously high.
— Ana SCARY Cox (@anamariecox) October 28, 2013
Bong water taffy was also met with limited success.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) October 28, 2013
Most people who believe in intelligent design are evidence against it.
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) October 28, 2013
Obamacare ate my baby!
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) October 28, 2013
Oh, wait… my insurance went up every year before Obama was even elected. He IS the anti-Christ!
— Teresa CORPSE-c (@TeresaKopec) October 29, 2013
Folks who liked those indy policies probably didn't test them by getting seriously ill. The ill went bankrupt.
— Diane Webber (@dwebbKHN) October 29, 2013
So the "scandal" discovered by @nbc is that insurers can no longer sell substandard plans? yes, that's called "passing a new law."
— Anson Kaye (@AEWK) October 29, 2013