Happy Monday, Bomb-critters! It was a lovely weekend, wasn’t it?
Interrogatories
What is your primary form of transportation? (Mine are feet and bus.) Is there anything that you continue to do the old school way even though there are new, labor saving ways to do it? What labor saving device do you wish someone would invent? What stereotype that applies to your gender annoys you the most? What do you wish your life had more of? What do you wish your life had less of?
The Twitter Emitter
With some of you it’s like I don’t even exist.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 23, 2013
“So what’s to prevent three people from getting married?” “Is it legal for heterosexuals to do that? No? Then shut your festering gob.”
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 23, 2013
Every dog has its day. For my dogs, that day is “every.”
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 24, 2013
Instead of the $50 bill, we should put Reagan’s face on food stamps, so the poors remember who to blame.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) March 24, 2013
If someone had just told me that sleeping was “art,” I could have been one the planet’s greatest artists.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 24, 2013
I don’t care about Powerball unless it’s above $400 million. Then it’s real money.
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) March 24, 2013
I’d be more optimistic about the Supreme Court ruling for equal marriage if I could think of some way it would help right wing billionaires.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 24, 2013
If Obamacare kills Papa Johns, Applebees, Denny’s, and Dairy Queen then it will have already improved everyone’s health 100%
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) November 15, 2012
its not media’s job to stop a war. it is the media’s job to inform the public about the truth about why we might go to war.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 24, 2013
90% of my male friends in Brazil are Gay. The last 3 bars I’ve been to were gay bars. Yet, no matter how hard I try I can’t choose to be gay
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 24, 2013
Even a broken clock is right more often than Michele Bachmann
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 24, 2013
I say we lock Peggy Noonan and Maureen Dowd in a cage with vodka, and then see if they bore each other to death
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) March 24, 2013
I look forward to the day when everyone’s marriage, gay and straight, is equally tedious and annoying to hear about to me.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 24, 2013
Arguing that welfare recipients need to pee in a cup but psychotic criminals just need cash to buy a gun seems so pro-psychotic criminal
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 24, 2013
Next on Hannity: Why can’t Hollywood Celebs just shut up? Sean finds out with Jon Voigt, Victoria Jackson & Chuck Norris.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 24, 2013