Greetings, Bombaneros! I hope your Sunday is serene and relaxing. You know it’s a day of rest, so by all means, rest! (Note: eating and drinking ARE a form of rest, in case you were wondering.)
Interrogatories
What was your first favorite book as a child? What was your first favorite non-children’s book? Do you still own any of these? Daylight Saving Time – for or against? Why? Pet owners – how many pets do you have, and what are they?
The Twitter Emitter
Oh, that’s why it’s taking so long: Rand Paul is filibustering our chess tournament.
— pastordan (@pastordan) March 9, 2013
Tomorrow Jeb Bush will be on all of the Sunday morning shows to present a different immigration plan on each one. nationalmemo.com/pity-the-poor-…
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 10, 2013
George Washington could not tell a lie. Richard Nixon could not tell the truth. Today’s GOP cannot tell the difference.
— Cody Jackson (@CowboyCodyJack) March 10, 2013
So 2016 will be the year the Titanic II launches and a second Bush son runs for President. Coincidence?
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 10, 2013
Remember, First World- it’s never too early to be disproportionately outraged over a new facebook layout.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 10, 2013
Don’t set your clocks ahead yet. Rand Paul is filibustering Daylight Savings Time “until Obama explains why we use the Gregorian calendar.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 10, 2013
The bigger the hurry, the more persistent the red lights.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 10, 2013
Thanks for following Me, atheists. I am forever in your doubt.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 10, 2013
Want to see the Stones? After you add tix to Ticketmaster shopping cart, a home equity loan form will pop up on screen. Worth it!
— Jonathan Ringen (@JonathanRingen) March 10, 2013