Good morning, Effers! I trust you have a pleasant Sunday planned.
Today is National Chocolate cake day, so if you please, describe your favorite chocolate cake. What is your favorite breakup song? What is the best vacation you ever had in your life? The worst? Should cornbread be sweet?
Now let us muddy our feet in the Twitter Stream. Forgive Bloombito, he’s making fun of Bloomberg’s mangled Spanish, not the language itself:
Scott Walker: “We need to find a way to communicate to gays, women and minorities without making it so obvious we don’t like them”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 26, 2013
Interesting that GOP, after years of wailing bout tyranny, is pushing rules that’ll let it win the White House while losing the popular vote
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) January 26, 2013
Give a Republican a fish and he’ll think he learned how to fish. Teach him to fish and he’ll call you socialist.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 26, 2013
Yo que saw un werewolfo drinko el piña colada at el Tradero Vicos. Y el hairo was esta perfecto.
— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) January 27, 2013
Werewolves tend to transform only upon noticing a Full Moon already in the sky, implying the affliction is 100% psychological
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 27, 2013
we need a deadspin for politics.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 27, 2013
If the NRA were Marlboro, they’d say the best way for smokers to reduce the risk of cancer is to stop dressing up as cowboys
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 27, 2013
Now for some Sunday School: