Motley Moose – Archive

Since 2008 – Progress Through Politics

inaguration

thanks, Obama

Since you have taken office, I have gained 10 pounds, thanks a lot.

I have run out of milk on more that one occasion, and have had fruits and vegetables go bad in my fridge before I got a chance to eat them, wtf.

We haven’t had an inch of snow in 328 days in Chicagoland, a record, I am pretty sure this is your fault too. Thanks.