Since you have taken office, I have gained 10 pounds, thanks a lot.
I have run out of milk on more that one occasion, and have had fruits and vegetables go bad in my fridge before I got a chance to eat them, wtf.
We haven’t had an inch of snow in 328 days in Chicagoland, a record, I am pretty sure this is your fault too. Thanks.
One of my fish died, clearly your fault.
My nail polish nearly always chips after one or two days, you have done absolutely nothing to address this. Thanks, Obama.
When I watch TV, commercials are still louder than the programs, what gives?
When my vegetables need water, sometimes I have to water them myself because it doesn’t rain. You said you cared!
I still have to scoop the litter box, and litter still gets all over the floor every. single day. Thanks.
Wait, what? Oh yeah. Thanks, Obama! This is a great day, congratulations!
People in the audience listen as President Barack Obama speaks before signing the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Repeal Act of 2010 during a ceremony at the Interior Department in Washington, D.C. December 22, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
President Barack Obama and Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner escort Elizabeth Warren from the Oval Office to the Rose Garden of the White House for the statement naming Warren to lead the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Sept. 17, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act:
President Barack Obama, with Assembly Manager Teri Quigley, gets behind the wheel of a new Chevy Volt during his tour of the General Motors Auto Plant in Hamtramck, Mich., July 30, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Feb. 4, 2009: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) meets with the President in the Oval Office. Collins was one of three Republican Senators who eventually voted for the stimulus bill. February 4, 2009. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Ends Iraq War.
President Barack Obama talks with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki of Iraq during a secure video teleconference in the Situation Room of the White House, Oct. 21, 2011. Seated at the table, from left, are: Tony Blinken, National Security Advisor to the Vice President ; National Security Advisor Tom Donilon; Puneet Talwar, Senior Director for Iraq, Iran and the Gulf States; Deputy National Security Advisor Denis McDonough; and Chief of Staff Bill Daley. Pictured onscreen are: at left, Prime Minister al-Maliki, along with two aides; in center, Vice President Joe Biden; at right, General Lloyd Austin, Commanding General of U.S. Forces – Iraq and U.S. Ambassador to Iraq James Jeffrey. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden applaud as Judge Sonia Sotomayor delivers remarks in the East Room of the White House in Washington, May 26, 2009. (Official White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy)
Vicki Kennedy, wife of the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, gives President Barack Obama a “TEDSTRONG” bracelet, which shows support for cancer advocacy, in the Blue Room of the White House prior to the signing ceremony for the health insurance reform bill, March 23, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)