Motley Moose – Archive

Interrogatories

Are you a pack rat? What sort of things do you hang on to?

What public, non-political figure would you like to see drop out of sight for good?

Do you still have faith in humanity? Why (or why not)?

The Twitter Emitter

Ted Cruz: "Obama is hostile to traditional marriage. I mean, he's only had one traditional marriage whereas many Republicans have 2 or 3."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 19, 2014

If gay people marry it has as much to do with "traditional marriage" as what the table next to me orders effects my dinner

— Jesse LaGreca (@JesseLaGreca) February 19, 2014

Russia's track record on human rights is pretty much the opposite of its track record on nesting dolls.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) February 19, 2014

"The Stand Your Ground defense is like bleach. It works wonders for Whites, but it will ruin your Colors." – Jessica Williams, TDS

— Amarlie (@marabout40) February 19, 2014

I hope the lady standing way too close and peering over my shoulder enjoys me telling the whole world how ugly her shirt is.

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) February 19, 2014

I feel kind of dirty that I can now speak fluent internet marketer, but that’s what I get for stepping outside of my intra-network silo

— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) February 20, 2014

I think Jared's been seeing other fast food restaurants.

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) February 20, 2014

Any billionaires want to fund a start-up where I play Solitaire all day?

— David Waldman (@KagroX) February 20, 2014

Look, I made minimum wage in 1968 and I did fine, so there’s no need to raise it or even keep up with 45 years of inflation.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 20, 2014

The darker skinned people are no longer bowing their heads as I pass. I certainly am the victim.

— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 20, 2014

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Interrogatories

Have you ever had a bout of temporary insanity? What did you do?

What is the last live musical performance you saw?

Have you ever won anything? If so, what?

The Twitter Emitter

I took the advice to follow my dreams and ended up back in bed.

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) February 14, 2014

The guys who are furious at Obama for pointing out Bush destroyed the economy now want to blame Hillary for being cheated on 18 years ago.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 17, 2014

'Good Guy with a Gun' has a fuck of a lot of catching up to do if he's gonna be the one to fix this whole mess.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 17, 2014

Hackers breaching Kickstarter are halfway to their goal of stealing one million identities.

— David Lubar (@davidlubar) February 18, 2014

TONIGHT ON THE KELLY FILE: Megyn sits down with Kathleen Willey, and all the latest on the OJ trial.

— Luke Brinker (@LukeBrinker) February 18, 2014

I really feel for George Zimmerman. It must be hard to walk around with everyone looking at you like a monster just because you are.

— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) February 18, 2014

In fairness, Ted Nugent IS one of the right's leading intellectuals.

— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) February 18, 2014

Trump is so angry people doubt he'll run for governor that he may not even run at all.

— Tina Dupuy (@TinaDupuy) February 18, 2014

Shame Michael Dunn has to rot in prison. He'd make a hell of a Republican candidate.

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) February 18, 2014

Believing is to thinking what unicorns are to horses.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 19, 2014

Good morning, Moosekind.

The common Moose, Alces alces, unlike other members of the deer family, is a solitary animal that doesn’t form herds. Not so its rarer but nearest relative, Alces purplius, the Motley Moose. Though sometimes solitary, the Motley Moose herds in ever shifting groups at the local watering hole to exchange news and just pass the time.

Interrogatories

It’s Drink Wine Day. What kind of wine will you celebrate with?

What period and place in history do you find most fascinating, and why?

Are you a joiner? Do you belong to many groups or organizations that actually engage in real-life activities?

The Twitter Emitter

Yes, there is a global warming "debate." On the one side, science. On the other, economic self-interest.

— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 16, 2014

I'd rather live in a state where you can marry who you want than one in which you can shoot who you want

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 17, 2014

Insects are up to something. I will let you know more as I go deeper.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 17, 2014

.@edb87 Reading internet comments is like using a mace to remove ear wax. It's painful, it causes severe brain damage and it's your own fault

— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) February 17, 2014

George Washington never had to release a skeet-shoot pic to placate the National Musket Association.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 17, 2014

If Stand Your Ground laws don't fundamentally change gun owners' behavior, then why do you need Stand Your Ground laws?

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 17, 2014

If guns stop crime and most crime occurs in slums, then the NRA should favor arming all people who live in slums, right?

— Peter Flom (@peterflom) February 18, 2014

George Zimmerman: "Trayvon was not the victim. I was the victim. Trayvon forced me to leave my car and fight him on the sidewalk."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 18, 2014

Murders are down in Florida, because we stopped calling it murder and started calling it "stand your ground".

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 18, 2014

With his degree, Bill Nye can explain thermodynamics. With her degree, Blackburn can tell you how to get rid of tough hard to get out stains

— TBogg (@tbogg) February 18, 2014

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Interrogatories

In the Bush Jr. presidency, do you think Bush was in control of his agenda, or do you think his agenda was controlled by others, and if the latter, who do you think was controlling?

What kind of souvenirs do you collect on your travels?

What sounds do you hear around you right now?

The Twitter Emitter

Some educators, who are quick to say "These students just don't want to learn”, should instead be saying "I suck at my job”.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 8, 2014

Instead of voting Republican, why not just poison your own water and blow up your own factory?

— Peter Flom (@peterflom) February 15, 2014

So the Florida rules are: No hoodies, no Skittles, no loud music, and especially — don't be black. #DunnTrial

— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) February 15, 2014

There is something really wrong when a white man's right to fear is more valued than a black man's right to live. #DunnTrial #JordanDavis

— Kristen Howerton (@kristenhowerton) February 16, 2014

Hypothesis: the people who most want to carry are the very last people on earth who should be allowed to carry.

— davidfrum (@davidfrum) February 16, 2014

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— Justice Putnam (@justiceputnam) February 16, 2014

So MTP has become the Dancing With The Stars for past-their-prime politicians? #saygoodbyeMitt

— Sam Seaborn (@SamSeaborn) February 16, 2014

Johnny Weir makes me painfully aware of my acute unfabulousness.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 16, 2014

Did Bill Nye bring a signed note from Jesus saying climate change is real? If not, he lost.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) February 16, 2014

There's no more dangerous creature in the world than a person who is willing to proclaim ignorance in support of an ideology.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 16, 2014

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