Interrogatories
Will you be celebrating National Talk Like a Pirate Day today?
Know any card tricks? Can you shuffle cards very well? Can you perform any other type of tricks?
Do you pray? Meditation? Chant? Swing chickens?
Do you make any attempt to remember/record your dreams? If so, do you try to interpret them? Do you remember any dreams from long ago? Have you ever had a recurring dream?
The Twitter Emitter
I overthink things. I think.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) September 15, 2013
Wonder how long Voyager will be in Interstellar space before returning as V'ger?
— Harry Knowles (@headgeek666) September 15, 2013
Sometimes I'll think, "How sad for Canada that Bryan Adams is their Springsteen," but then I remember I don't have health insurance.
— Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) September 15, 2013
The most shocking thing about House GOP planning a DEFUND!!!! vote on Friday is their willingness to work on a Friday.
— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) September 18, 2013
That awkward moment when the Wall St Journal has egged the Tea Party on and then realizes those motherfuckers are going to ruin the economy.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 18, 2013
There's nothing wrong with the United States that can't be cured by burning the #GOP to the ground and salting their fields.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) September 19, 2013
Ted Cruz is insanity's fluffer.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) September 19, 2013
GOP right now is like the National Geographic shrinking watering hole special. Everybody's very tense and oh look that guy got eaten.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 19, 2013
for a moment it occurred to me to go see what erick erickson had to say about things and then I just stabbed a pencil into my brain instead
— Atrios (@Atrios) September 19, 2013
Republicans don't care if they crash the U.S. economy. Their money is in the Cayman Islands.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) September 19, 2013
"Turn the other cheek"? No, I'm pretty sure Jesus said "give 'em the other barrel." That's why He created the 2nd Amendment.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 19, 2013