Interrogatories
Married or former marrieds among you: What kind of wedding did you have? Big or small? Religious or civil? Who did the planning?
It’s Reptile Awareness Day. What reptiles do you need to be aware of (the Lizard People, maybe?), and are you afraid of them?
Are you currently boycotting anything? What?
Do you drink tea at all? What kinds? What’s your favorite?
The Twitter Emitter
The argument within the GOP is that one faction is crazy and the other isn't crazy enough.
— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) October 20, 2013
My favorite Bible story is when Jesus tells GOPs to ignore all his teachings abt helping the poor when in a voting booth.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 20, 2013
If Banksy's art increases property values is it really considered vandalism?
— Political Line (@PoliticaILine) October 20, 2013
"Tea Party: Only people who believe exactly what we believe deserve to be called real Americans" http://t.co/SP0zWNpFYk
— GottaLaff (@GottaLaff) October 20, 2013
My sources say Apple's big announcement this year is that they're getting out of the tablet and phone game to focus on cat toys.
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) October 20, 2013
Before Obamacare, insurance companies only cancelled your policy for a really good reason — like you got cancer, or something.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 20, 2013
Instead of deporting income generating undocumented immigrants, we should have deported Ted Cruz- AND SAVED $24 BILLION DOLLARS
— Lalo Alcaraz (@laloalcaraz) October 20, 2013
I am enjoying the Republican Hunger Games.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) October 20, 2013
Civil war erupts in GOP between those who want to carry a Confederate flag and those who want to carry a Confederate flag in each hand
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 20, 2013
On This Day
In 1520, explorer Ferdinand Magellan, his need being dire, discovered the strait he (or someone) named after himself.
In 1520, Portugese explorer João Álvares Fagundes “discovered” a pair of islands (now called St. Pierre and Miquelon) in the Northeast Atlantic that he named “The Islands of the 11,000 Virgins.” Take that, Muslims! That’s a lot more than your measly 72.
In 1805, Admiral Nelson defeated the French and Spanish fleets in the Battle of Trafalgar, and for ages after it was said that “Britannia rules the waves.” Now they say, “Britannia waives the rules.” Cameron says that’s only for rich people.
In 1824, Brit Joseph Aspdin patented what he called Portland Cement, even though he was nowhere near Portland. Or even Portsmouth. Or Porterville.
In 1921, a President (Warren G. Harding) actually gave an anti-lynching speech in support of a bill that would curb racial violence in the deep South. The Dyer Anti-Lynching Bill was approved by the House in 1922, but was blocked by Southerners in the Senate.
In 1945, France, who in this instance was way behind most civilized nations, finally gave women the right to vote.
Born on This Day
1449 – George Plantagenet, 1st Duke of Clarence (d. 1478)
1581 – Domenico Zampieri, Italian painter (d. 1641)
1687 – Nicolaus I Bernoulli, Swiss mathematician (d. 1759)
1735 – Pierre-Louis de Larive Godefroy, Swiss landscape painter (d. 1817)
1772 – Samuel Taylor Coleridge, English poet and philosopher (d. 1834)
1811 – François Geoffroi Roux, French marine painter (d. 1882)
1826 – Lemuel Maynard Wiles, U.S. landscape painter (d. 1905)
1833 – Alfred Nobel, Swedish chemist and engineer, invented dynamite and founded the Nobel Prize (d. 1896)
1842 – Francesc Masriera i Manovens, Catalan painter (d. 1902)
1879 – Gunnar Widforss, Swedish-American landscape painter, specializing in the National Parks, (d. 1934)
1885 – Jan Altink, Dutch expressionist painter (d. 1971)
1891 – Ted Shawn, U.S. modern dance pioneer (d. 1972)
1895 – Edna Purviance, American silent film actress (d. 1958)
1907 – Nikos Engonopoulos, Greek painter and poet (d. 1985)
1911 – Mary Blair, American illustrator and animator (d. 1978)
1912 – Don Byas, American saxophonist (d. 1972)
1917 – Dizzy Gillespie, American trumpet player, bandleader, and composer (d. 1993)
1924 – Celia Cruz, Cuban-American singer (d. 2003)
1928 – Whitey Ford, American baseball player
1929 – Ursula K. Le Guin, American author
1935 – Derek Bell, Irish pianist and songwriter (The Chieftains) (d. 2002)
1940 – Manfred Mann, South African-English keyboard player (Manfred Mann, Manfred Mann’s Earth Band, and Manfred Mann Chapter Three)
1941 – Steve Cropper, American guitarist, songwriter, producer, and actor (Booker T. & the M.G.’s, The Mar-Keys, and The Blues Brothers)
1942 – Elvin Bishop, American singer-songwriter and guitarist
1946 – Lux Interior, American singer-songwriter (The Cramps) (d. 2009)
1949 – Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli politician, 9th Prime Minister of Israel
1952 – Brent Mydland, German-American keyboard player (Grateful Dead, Bobby and the Midnites, and Silver) (d. 1990)
1953 – Charlotte Caffey, American guitarist and songwriter (The Go-Go’s and The Graces)
1953 – Eric Faulkner, Scottish singer-songwriter and guitarist (Bay City Rollers)
1955 – Dick DeVos, American businessman
1956 – Carrie Fisher, American actress, screenwriter, and author
1957 – Julian Cope, English singer-songwriter and author (The Teardrop Explodes, Crucial Three)
1959 – Rose McDowall, Scottish singer-songwriter and guitarist (Strawberry Switchblade, Spell, and Current 93)
1971 – Hal Duncan, Scottish sci-fi/fantasy author, poet, playwright
1971 – Nick Oliveri, American singer-songwriter and bass player (Mondo Generator, Kyuss, and Queens of the Stone Age)
1980 – Kim Kardashian, American model and “actress”
Died on This Day
1765 – Giovanni Paolo Panini, Italian painter and architect (b. 1691)
1775 – François-Hubert Drouais, French painter (b. 1727)
1805 – Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson, English navy officer (b. 1758)
1938 – Dorothy Hale, American actress (b. 1905)
1948 – Elissa Landi, Italian-born actress (b.1904)
1955 – Guido Gonzato, Italian painter (b. 1896)
1969 – Jack Kerouac, American author (b. 1922)
1980 – Hans Asperger, Austrian psychologist (b. 1906)
1984 – François Truffaut, French director (b. 1932)
1985 – Dan White, American politician, assassin of George Moscone and Harvey Milk (b. 1946)
1995 – Shannon Hoon, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (Blind Melon) (b. 1967)
2003 – Elliott Smith, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (Heatmiser) (b. 1969)
2006 – Sandy West, American singer-songwriter and drummer (The Runaways) (b. 1959)
2007 – R. B. Kitaj, U.S. painter (b. 1932)
2007 – Paul Fox, English singer-songwriter and guitarist (The Ruts) (b. 1951)
Today is
International Day of the Nacho (Mexico and USA)
Apple Day (United Kingdom) (the fruit, not the computer company or the Beatles record company)
National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day
Caramel Apple Day
Babbling Day
Reptile Awareness Day
Count Your Buttons Day
Celebration of The Mind Day
Global Iodine Deficiency Disorder (IDD) Prevention Day
Information Overload Day
National Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day
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