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Mysteriously, I woke up today thinking about penis’s. Penises? Yup, penises (sorry. spelling, grammar, and punctuation are not my strong points). It is odd, as I don’t think about penises much, and wondered why I was thinking them now. So I consulted my very favorite penis related thing in the world, King Missile and his wonderful Detachable Penis.

Hmm. I have never had a penis. Er, uh…ahem. Is there anyway to talk about this situation without being punny or embarrassed? Nope.

Unfortunately my questions were answered when I turned the news on today. Finally. after a rather long gap, we now have an actual “gate”!!!

Today MSNBC spent a lot of time taking about “weinergate”. That is what MSNBC is calling it (more or less). Um…er…jeez, it is impossible to talk about this story without laughing at the intended, and even more hilarious, unintended puns,  

Damn you gotta love Cenk.

Oooooh and these twits.

I like the blond with the permanent look of surprised outrage on her face. The two dudes are pretty creepy but the lady has a pHd. PHd Phd who the hell knows………………………..

Oooph. That is enough of that. Let him alone please. Play him a song or something…

Or go on a rant.

Or get a bit of reality.

lyrics

A work in progress. Heh. And a rare look into hollidoll’s brain. Quick! Send all of the children home!!!!!


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  2. spacemanspiff

    I then posted this same dairy but with my name.

    3 times?

    WTF?

    Soapblox has been buggy the last few days.

  5. fogiv

    I wandered into a really cool blacksmith’s shop in ferndale, cali.

    http://www.ferndaleblacksmith….

    anyhoo, i spotted this odd, handcrafted, one-of-a-kind corkscrew, and snapped a pic with my phone.  if nothing else, Tony ‘Manscape’ Weiner has given me a reason to post it here:

    Photobucket

    heh.

  7. Hollede

    After all, Larry Flynt had some bright ideas for David Vitter’s Diapers.

    Dear Senator Vitter:

    Forgive me for intruding on your valuable time. I know you are a very busy man, especially in regards to the current problems in the Gulf of Mexico. But that’s exactly what I want to talk to you about. I concur that everybody must do their part to solve this serious catastrophe. And that’s where I think you, in particular, can be of so much help.

    As I understand it, you have some expertise regarding diapers. I have no idea how many diapers you actually have on hand (quite a collection from what I hear) but as you know, diapers are quite absorbent. So, when it comes to blocking the oil that’s gushing into the Gulf, they might be a very effective way of solving that problem. With that in mind, I urge you to donate your extensive diaper collection to BP so they can use them to stop the leak by creating, for want of a better term, a giant “plug.”

    It could be a historic moment: An ecological disaster thwarted. And you’ll get the credit for it. In fact, when people hear the word “diaper” they will automatically think of you. Hell, they already do.

    Please don’t piss away this golden opportunity.

    Sincerely,

    Larry Flynt

    Publisher

    Hustler

    No one wants Weiner to piss his golden opportunity away either. Any ideas on how Anthony can put his package in service to America?

  8. Shaun Appleby

    That if Anthony Weiner resists the pile-on calls for his resignation he may have a chance to refurbish his political stature on the grounds of strength, iconoclasm and independence from partisan political ebbs and flows.  It’s up to his constituents, to be sure, and he’s an unlikely mayoral hopeful henceforth, but still…  

    If he weathers this storm and gets back to work effectively it just might help turn the tide a little in the media-happy world of domestic politics and get us back to debating public policy and not gossiping incessantly about anyone’s pillow talk.

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