Interrogatories
Are there any pets in your neighborhood that you wish would move out?
What is your greatest vice? Greatest virtue?
What category of book do you own the most of?
What smells, for you, mark each season?
The Twitter Emitter
There are people on “Duck Dynasty”? I thought it was like Meerkat Manor for mallards.
— Teresa Kopec (@TeresaKopec) December 19, 2013
I give America credit. Even complete idiots who have no clue what free speech even means have the right to speak freely.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 19, 2013
It Christians today just ranted about the rich, the religious hierarchy & divorcees as Jesus did, they wouldn't get or lose reality shows.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 19, 2013
Sad Duck Dynasty fans playing and rewinding Ned Beatty piggy scene in Deliverance in order to get their hillbilly fix. #NoPhilNoShow
— TBogg (@tbogg) December 19, 2013
I'm sick of you all violating my first amendment right to a reality show.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 19, 2013
Hating people is a lifestyle choice.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 19, 2013
Supporters of Duck Dynasty guy to wear camo tomorrow in solidarity which will make the lines at Walmart appear to be a lot shorter.
— TBogg (@tbogg) December 19, 2013
You would think by now people would understand that free speech doesn't mean freedom of consequences from the words you speak.
— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) December 19, 2013
I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 19, 2013