Interrogatories
What are your favorite and least favorite constitutional amendments?
How good a typist are you? Do you have to look at the keys, or hunt and peck? Do you use all of your fingers?
Are you a good swimmer? Can you dive?
How is the view from your bedroom window? Kitchen? Living room?
The Twitter Emitter
Time elapsed between last televised insistence that mass shootings only happen in gun-free zones & the mass shooting at Navy Yard: 5 days.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) September 16, 2013
A shooting at a Navy Yard? Fucking Hell, there HAD to have been a LOT of good guys with guns milling around there…
— Gern Blandston (@GodIsDead) September 16, 2013
It's TOO SOON. TOO SOON for you to be mocking how conservatives politicize tragedies.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 16, 2013
And somewhere Wayne LaPierre revises the usual speech to explain how the NRA are the real victims #NavyYardShooting
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 16, 2013
Insane murderers' ability to kill as many people as possible was of foremost concern to our country's founders.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) September 16, 2013
Racism is as outdated as beauty pageants. #MissAmerica
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) September 16, 2013
I'm upset at racists for making me remember that Miss America is still a thing.
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) September 16, 2013
I am really disappointed in #MissAmerica. They don't let contestants wear white hooded robes in the Evening Wear competition.
— GOP Unplugged (@GOPunplugged) September 16, 2013
Miss New York crowned Miss America, though Donald Trump has raised questions about her birth certificate.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 16, 2013
*looks at picture of New Miss America…* Oh, That's what happened…
— Ms. Brooks™ (@TheREAL_MBrooks) September 16, 2013
Don Lemon gotta write his 5 Things the new Miss America must do to earn respect from racists who don't believe she's American
— Block Samson (@insanityreport) September 16, 2013
On This Day
In 1630, the city of Boston, Mass. was founded.
In 1787, the U.S. constitution was signed in Philadelphia.
In 1849, Harriet Tubman and her brothers, Ben and Henry, escaped from slavery.
In 1859, a San Francisco eccentric named Joshua Horton named himself Emperor Norton, emperor of the United States.
In 1978, Israel and Egypt signed the Camp David Accords.
In 2001, the New York Stock Exchange opened for the first time since the 9/11 attacks.
In 2011, Occupy Wall Street began to coalesce as a movement in Zuccotti Park, NYC.
Born on This Day
879 – Charles the Simple, French king (d. 929)
1550 – Pope Paul V, who once excommunicated the government of Venice and forbade the rest of the city to perform any rites such as Mass, all because they refused to turn over two priests who had been charged and convicted with cruelty and murder, among other crimes. When Venice still refused to comply with his demands, Paul put a hit out on the attorney who prosecuted the priests. In one attempt, the prosecutor was stabbed many times, but still survived. (d. 1621)
1677 – Stephen Hales, English physiologist and chemist, invented forceps (d. 1761)
1734 – Jean-Baptiste Le Prince, French painter and printmaker (d. 1781)
1743 – Marquis de Condorcet, French mathematician (d. 1794)
1822 – Frederick Goodall, English orientalist painter (d. 1904)
1857 – Harry Wilson Watrous, U.S. artist (d. 1940)
1858 – Robert William Vonnoh, U.S. Impressionist painter (d. 1933)
1871 – Edgar Maxence, French painter (d. 1954)
1883 – William Carlos Williams, American pediatrician and poet (d. 1963)
1900 – J. Willard Marriott, American businessman, founded the Marriott Corporation (d. 1985)
1904 – Jerry Colonna, American singer-songwriter and comedian (d. 1986)
1907 – Warren E. Burger, American politician and judge, 15th Chief Justice of the United States (d. 1995)
1915 – M. F. Husain, Indian painter and director (d. 2011)
1916 – Mary Stewart, English author
1923 – Hank Williams, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (Drifting Cowboys) (d. 1953)
1927 – George Blanda, American football player (d. 2010)
1928 – Roddy McDowall, English actor (d. 1998)
1929 – Sil Austin, American saxophonist (d. 2001)
1931 – Anne Bancroft, American actress (d. 2005)
1932 – Robert B. Parker, American author (d. 2010)
1933 – Chuck Grassley, old crackpot politician
1935 – Ken Kesey, American author (d. 2001)
1939 – David Souter, American jurist
1948 – John Ritter, American actor (d. 2003)
1950 – Fee Waybill, American singer-songwriter (The Tubes)
1953 – Steve Williams, Welsh drummer and songwriter (Budgie)
1962 – Baz Luhrmann, Australian director
1963 – James Urbaniak, American actor
1968 – Lord Jamar American rapper and actor (Brand Nubian)
1968 – Jonn Penney English singer (Ned’s Atomic Dustbin)
1969 – Adam Devlin, English guitarist and songwriter (The Bluetones)
1979 – Chuck Comeau, Canadian drummer (Simple Plan and Reset)
1985 – Jon Walker, American singer-songwriter and musician (Panic! at the Disco and The Young Veins)
Died on This Day
454 – Pope Dioscorus I of Alexandria
1179 – Hildegard of Bingen, German saint, philosopher, and composer (b. 1098)
1665 – Philip IV of Spain (b. 1605)
1675 – Jacob Adriaensz Bellevois, Dutch marine painter (b. 1621)
1772 – Louis-Gabriel Blanchet, French painter (b. 1705)
1858 – Dred Scott, American slave who sued for freedom in the Dred Scott v. Sandford case (b. 1795)
1899 – Charles Alfred Pillsbury, American businessman, co-founded the Pillsbury Company (b. 1842)
1915 – Konstantin Makovsky, Russian painter (b. 1839)
1917 – Toni von Stadler, German landscape painter (b. 1850)
1925 – Carl Eytel, German-American painter (b. 1862)
1948 – Ruth Benedict, American anthropologist (b. 1887)
1951 – Jimmy Yancey, American pianist (b. 1898)
1972 – Akim Tamiroff, Georgian actor (b. 1899)
1974 – André Dunoyer de Segonzac, French painter (b. 1884)
1994 – Vitas Gerulaitis, American tennis player (b. 1954)
1996 – Spiro Agnew, American politician, 39th Vice President of the United States (b. 1918)
1997 – Red Skelton, American actor and comedian (b. 1913)
2000 – Paula Yates, Welsh television host and author (b. 1959)
2006 – Patricia Kennedy Lawford, American traveler and writer (b. 1924)
Today is
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Citizenship Day
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