Interrogatories
It’s National Simplify Your Life Week. In what ways does your life need simplification? (Mine is clutter.)
Do you ever travel by train? What is the longest train journey you have taken? Where do you wish they had a train to?
What fear have you outgrown? What fear do you wish you could outgrow?
Have you ever had or even seen a Raspberry Cream Pie, and if so, can you tell me where to get one?
The Twitter Emitter
Paul Ryan: "Obama's jobs proposal is just the same tired ideas about hiring people to build things we need. What a broken record!"
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) July 30, 2013
House Dems should propose food stamp bill and put "Benghazi" in the title just to get GOPers to impulsively vote for it w/o reading first.
— Dennis (@wxdam) July 31, 2013
Before Twitter, if you wanted to be included in endless conversations that in no way involve or interest you, you had to have a family.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) July 31, 2013
Extreme Political or Religious conflicts resolve by War. Extreme Scientific conflicts resolve by a search for better data.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 31, 2013
Awkward question for Anthony Weiner at New York mayoral forum: "How did you celebrate National Orgasm Day?"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) July 31, 2013
O.J. Simpson finally went to jail just for being another middle-aged guy trying to get his balls back.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 31, 2013
George Zimmerman got pulled over for speeding in Texas, but didn't get a ticket, so it's official– GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS ABOVE THE LAW.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) July 31, 2013
George Zimmerman got pulled over for speeding in Texas, but didn't get a ticket, so it's official– GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS ABOVE THE LAW.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) July 31, 2013
If #trayvon had been pulled over in TX with a loaded gun, we'd be watching the dashcam video of him being killed! #Zimmerman
— ExtremeLiberal (Jim) (@ExtremeLiberal) July 31, 2013
I try to stay in shape by exercising poor judgement.
— Bad Advice (@ThatsBadAdvice) July 31, 2013
How did asking for money for your labor become "greed"? How did fighting for rights to which you are entitled become "being entitled"?
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) August 1, 2013
First Scott Walker came for the teachers union, and police and firemen said nothing…
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 1, 2013
