Interrogatories
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Are you a gossip? Do you talk to any gossips?
Are you at all interested in the private lives of public figures?
Do you know CPR? If so, have you ever had to use it?
What’s your favorite lighthouse?
The Twitter Emitter
Take that, person who said a thing on the internet
— Dan Derozier (@danderozier) July 31, 2013
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm saying is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) August 2, 2013
Each night while twitter sleeps, the hinge fairy puts the hinges back on so that next day, the unhingeing can happen all over again.
— Bazillion ★ Admiral (@jonkudelka) August 4, 2013
"No one is rich who cannot afford his own army," said Marcus Crassus 2000 years ago. We're getting there …
— davidfrum (@davidfrum) August 5, 2013
Rom-com: dowdy NSA officer (Katherine Heigl) falls for charming terrorist she's listening in on (Bradley Cooper), sets out to clear his name
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) August 5, 2013
IRLRT @danderozier Google Naps, competes with Microsoft SleepWorks Expression Studio, Home Edition
— Evan Mintz (@evan7257) August 5, 2013
Hi! I'm Liz Cheney. The fact I have to get a license to fish these pristine streams, shows how jack boot Govt is the problem. Vote for me!"
— Justice Putnam (@justiceputnam) August 6, 2013
Being an asshole is a lifestyle choice.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 6, 2013
Oh, sure, McDonald's pays workers in other countries $15/hr and makes a profit, but that would never work here because, well, um, you know.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 6, 2013
When will Apple update my favorite program, "iTunes (Not Responding)"?
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) August 6, 2013
Mitt Romney is speaking tonight in one of his four home states that he lost last November.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 6, 2013
Give a man a fish, you fed him today. Teach him to fish, you fed him for a lifetime. If there's no fish in the sea, deny the man foodstamps.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 6, 2013