Interrogatories
Today’s holidays include National Coconut Cream Pie day and No Socks day. Do you like coconut cream pie, and if not, what is your preferred cream pie?
What color of socks aren’t you wearing today? Do they match?
Do they even have school nurses anymore? Do you appreciate yours?
Does your mental age match your physical age? At what age level does your sense of humor reside?
The Twitter Emitter
Maybe if all those female soldiers who were assaulted had a gun they would… #Nevermind
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 7, 2013
Stocks are at record highs. Home prices are rising. Unemployment’s dropping. Clearly, Obama has no idea how to run the country.
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) May 7, 2013
NASDAQ may be preparing to use chemical weapons.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) May 7, 2013
BREAKING: US and Russian announce they will pressure Syrian regime “to make peaceful regime change in strongly-worded email.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 7, 2013
Any president has to be held up to public scrutiny and have their actions questioned. But the hate and racism are not part of the deal…
— GStuedler (@GStuedler) May 7, 2013
Dow closes above 15K for the first time ever – all under the watchful eye of President Bush…I mean, Obama, that socialist Kenyan.
— Highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) May 7, 2013
I was getting annoyed with whoever made their phone’s notification sound birds chirping until I realized that we had opened up the windows.
— a brantley (@mr_brantley) May 7, 2013
A fart is just the contented sigh of a well-fed soul. #DailyAffirmationTweet
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) May 7, 2013
Pssst – Mark Sanford just sneaked out of South Carolina to visit another election.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 7, 2013
UM: How many hearings did House Republicans hold on the bad intelligence that led to the Iraq War and 4,487 dead soldiers?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) May 7, 2013
The Michigan GOP believes in smaller government the way your dealer prefers selling dime bags. detroitnews.com/article/201305…
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) May 7, 2013
Mark Sanford hopes you did not #VoteColbertBusch today, as he needs the Congressional expense account for his honeymoon.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 7, 2013
Remember when press wanted every detail of Hillary Clinton’s medical records? Christie has secret surgery under fake name & he’s a hero.
— Teresa(@TeresaKopec) May 7, 2013