Motley Moose – Archive

First thing I wanna know is, where’s the beer?

Scond thing I wanna know is, where are the bathrooms?

Is there a smoking lounge?

There aren’t any obnoxious noise regulations around here, are there?

Loud music ok?

Did you know that a moose’s eyes don’t reflect light?

That’s why so many people hit them in the dark.

I live in VERMONT. I am very moose paranoid at night.

An apparently drunk moose cow was freed by emergency services after she got trapped in the fork of an apple tree in southwestern Sweden, the online edition of the Goteborgs-Posten newspaper reported Friday.

The animal was believed to have gorged herself on fermented apples, and then became snagged in the tree.

Emergency services deployed a crane to bend the tree and free the tipsy moose.

A hunter was on standby in case the animal charged or was badly hurt, but did not need to intervene. The day after the ordeal, the moose cow seemed calm and was seen resting in the neighbour’s garden.

This, to me, goes a long way toward explaining how Bullwinkle ended up with a squirrel named Rocky as his life partner.

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Oh, and….before I forget:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I may actually do something relevant at some point. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.