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Charlie Sheen vs. Sarah Palin

Independents would rather have Charlie Sheen as their POTUS instead of Sarah Palin.


“We’ve found a lot of brutal poll numbers for Sarah Palin so far in 2011: down in South Dakota, down in South Carolina, down in Arizona, only up by 1 point in Texas, only up by 1 point in Nebraska to name a few. But this has to be the worst-independent voters say they would support Charlie Sheen over Palin for President by a 41/36 margin.”

Who would I vote for?

If you only had these 2 choices and you had to vote.

I finally chose Sheen because he’d probably choose a VP who would do the POTUS thing while he bangs 7 gram rocks. With Palin she’d probably nuke somebody and somebody would nuke us and we’d all be dead. I’d rather my prez be doing coke than destroying the world.

So if you had to vote for POTUS.

Who would you choose?

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  1. HappyinVT

    because we are engaged in two wars and this military intervention in Libya I’m going to have to write in the only qualified candidate…Spaceman Spiff

  2. sricki

    Serious question.

    I only ask because I’m pretty sure most reasonable people would rather have Charlie Sheen as president over Sarah Palin. I see this as wholly believable.  

  3. spacemanspiff

    His head grew. He had to change hat size a few times after his 30’s.

    Dude’s head is huge!

    Can’t believe he broke the H.R. records so jacked up on roids.

    I love my Yankees more than I love MLB baseball (by a lot).

    Thank youuuu steroids era!

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