The Onion with breaking heart news in the fencing world!
Is nothing sacred anymore? Please, help protect the honorable sport of fencing from bad behavior!!
We were a bit distracted last week from real news. Lee Camp explains.
An analyst from MSNBC commented that the country probably lost billions of dollars in productivity, because we were all watching a giant silver mushroom floating around Colorado. Jon Stewart had the funniest line I heard. He said on the day we all thought that there was a child in the balloon, everyone was saying “OMG, save balloon boy!” The next day everyone was saying, “OMG, kill balloon boy!”
Karl Rove has been a wee bit upset with the White House lately.