Groucho Marx set the tone for the leading question with his classic question:
Have you stopped beating your wife?
Michael Steele and the RNC have taken a page from the Groucho Marx book of political surveying with their survey of President Obama’s foreign policy.
It may actually come as a surprise to the party whose leading lights all write for tabloid journals that represent the “Jerry Springer Show” stratum of literature, but people aren’t all idiots simply because they aren’t you.
People know you are interested in only serious social science when you start with such finely-crafted questions as this one:
1. Do you agree with Barack Obama’s decision to close the dentition center in Guantanamo Bay and move some of the world’s most dangerous terrorists to the United States?
I’m particularly impressed with the nuanced grasp of international politics that this question displays:
5. Do you believe Barack Obama’s statement of indignation after North Korea’s nuclear test on Memorial Day will deter the isolated regime from moving forward with its nuclear program?
And number 8 really shows that the RNC is not just playing to its base but is really looking to get the pulse of Real America:
8. Do you believe Barack Obama’s apology tours of Europe and the Middle East has helped strengthen our national security?
And finally, a question that doesn’t assume any prior state, but leaves the subject free to respond unmolested:
16. Obama’s handling of which region of the world worries you the most: (Click up to three choices)
Asia
Africa
Australia
Europe
Middle East
Central America
North America (Canada & Mexico)
South America
Mr. Steele, you and the RNC can continue to get along without me into the foreseeable future. Mr. Dean, should you and the DNC send me a survey that is in any way as pathetic as this one I promise that I will mock you just as much, but so far you haven’t.
Keep up the good work, Mr. Steele. You are doing a better job of maintaining party unity than many vocal partisans. You are keeping me and much of the political center firmly in the Democratic Party camp.
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