I was doing “the google” this morning, and hadn’t finished my first cuppa java. Not a great typist at the best of times, half-awake I typed Repubican instead of Republican. Much to my amusement, I was linked to the Urban Dictionary definitions of this term .
Warning – strong language below the fold.
My personal favorite was definition number 4:
Synonym for Republican, people obsessed with things, issues, topics relating to the “pubic” area. Generally, envious of anyone who has had blissful experiences with sex. Repubicans have been known to define patriotism as bringing the US government to a standstill in the attempt to impeach a president. Repubicans have no reservations in using government monies in the pursuit of their goals and will accuse you of treason if you question them.
a close second was #5:
Anyone who holds very traditional, moral, and christian views toward his own pubic hair.
Please, don’t touch my bathing suit area! I’m a Repubican.
Number 1 was:
Tiny dicked/titied Republican mutherfuckers/aspiring cocksuckers more concerned with “pubic” issues than issues of the “Public”. Repubicans main purpose for aspiring to public office is to gain control of matters “pubic”. Repubicans are psychosocially arrested in the pre-pubescent stage of development. Their obsession with topics “pubic” is their futile attempts to actually enter the “pubescent” stage of child development. FUGETABOUTIT. Pubican, Pubs, Fuckin Pubs; slang for Repubican.
(examples of usage not quoted – see for yourself)
However, when examining the definitions, I noticed that sadly, all were rather old, dating from 2003.
Now that the
Repubicans Republicans have hit an all-time low represented by such esteemed pubic public figures like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Steele, Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal I figgered it’s time we get an update.
I posted this at DKos and was amused when someone posted a link to the Dickipedia page on Rush Limbaugh. Was not aware of Dickipedia, but was curious about what they would say about SCOTUS Thomas, since he is famous for a Repubic statement made to Anita Hill, “Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?”
He doesn’t have a page there though.
In Spanish slang, a pendejo (pubic hair) is an idiot or a-hole, so I will now use it as an adjective combined with Repubican.
So, Moooseketeers put your thinking caps on.
What is a Repubican?