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Joe the Plumber Chews Through Leash

Yet another sign that the McCain/Palin campaign is coming unraveled as the election draws to an increasingly inevitable conclusion:

Joe (Sam) the Unlicensed Wanna-be Country Singer and Planted Liar has gone AWOL.

F#$k!  Alright, who was supposed to be watching him?  Looks like old Joe the Douche was out stumping with the Palinator, and forgot to let Grandpappy John in on the plans.  Thanks much, Joe the No-Show.  

No worries though.  Enthusiasm for McCain is off the friggin’ charts.  Hey, he drew a relatively massive crowd to a rally in Defiance, Ohio.  Unfortunately, right around 4,000 of them can’t vote yet.

A local school district official confirmed after the event that of the 6,000 people estimated by the fire marshal to be in attendance this morning, more than 4,000 were bused in from schools in the area. The entire 2,500-student Defiance School District was in attendance, the official said, in addition to at least three other schools from neighboring districts, one of which sent 14 buses.

I’m sure the kiddies were pleased to ditch some class for the day, but I wonder how they felt when they found out where those buses were heading.  I prefer long division and the Magna Carta, thanks very much.

What other tricks does the campaign have up its sleeve to draw attention to their mixed bag of a message?  Well folks, brace yourselves because it gets much better.

That’s right, tomorrow John McCain will wrestle a BEAR!  This is an event you won’t want to miss!  One night only!


Finally, the McCain/Palin campaign has announced the coup de grace strategy that will put that pesky Obama away for good.  For the duration of the remainder, all registered Republicans and Independents who attend a rally will receive FREE CORN DOGS!


Get ’em while they’re hot!


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