Motley Moose – Archive

Interrogatories

Are you fond of jewelry? Do you (or spouse/partner) have any nice or interesting pieces?

Did any of your ancestors own slaves? Or conversely, were any slaves?

What is the most important or valuable thing you ever lost?

Have you ever lived through a serious drought? Did you ever have to ration water?

The Twitter Emitter

Laziness is a dish best served delivered.

— Aardvarizard Lv. 23 (@OddMarc) July 2, 2013

The ideal nation would take bluster from America, shrewdness from China, efficiency from Germany and dentists not from England.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) August 11, 2013

Really excited to see Twitter fit their IPO filing into 140 characters.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 13, 2013

Catholic leaders would have more credibility if they included pedophila on the list of Satan's works ahead of condoms http://t.co/KP4g6D3Nxb

— Richard Hine (@richardhine) September 15, 2013

I spent years being openly bicoastal but my parents always insisted I was just confused.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 15, 2013

Harkin says good news for Republicans voting repeatedly to repeal Obamacare is “obsessive-compulsive behavior is covered.” #steakfry

— Kathie Obradovich (@KObradovich) September 15, 2013

Limbaugh is actually attacking Michelle Obama on drinking more water? Wow, they took the bait, now, die of thirst, dont be hypocrites

— Intergalactic Tyrant (@ArrogantDemon) September 17, 2013

.@ArrogantDemon I understand Michelle Obama also advocates breathing air.

— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) September 17, 2013

#TDSBreakingNews Iran shuts down Facebook and Twitter again. So Iran's revolution will be the first ever planned and executed on Grindr.

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 17, 2013

Sooner or later the wealthy take such a large piece of the pie that the poor are left with nothing to eat but the rich #p2 #tcot

— Terrell Lewis (@SgBz) September 15, 2013

Interrogatories

What are your favorite and least favorite constitutional amendments?

How good a typist are you? Do you have to look at the keys, or hunt and peck? Do you use all of your fingers?

Are you a good swimmer? Can you dive?

How is the view from your bedroom window? Kitchen? Living room?

The Twitter Emitter

Time elapsed between last televised insistence that mass shootings only happen in gun-free zones & the mass shooting at Navy Yard: 5 days.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) September 16, 2013

A shooting at a Navy Yard? Fucking Hell, there HAD to have been a LOT of good guys with guns milling around there…

— Gern Blandston (@GodIsDead) September 16, 2013

It's TOO SOON. TOO SOON for you to be mocking how conservatives politicize tragedies.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 16, 2013

And somewhere Wayne LaPierre revises the usual speech to explain how the NRA are the real victims #NavyYardShooting

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 16, 2013

Insane murderers' ability to kill as many people as possible was of foremost concern to our country's founders.

— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) September 16, 2013

Racism is as outdated as beauty pageants. #MissAmerica

— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) September 16, 2013

I'm upset at racists for making me remember that Miss America is still a thing.

— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) September 16, 2013

I am really disappointed in #MissAmerica. They don't let contestants wear white hooded robes in the Evening Wear competition.

— GOP Unplugged (@GOPunplugged) September 16, 2013

Miss New York crowned Miss America, though Donald Trump has raised questions about her birth certificate.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 16, 2013

*looks at picture of New Miss America…* Oh, That's what happened…

— Ms. Brooks™ (@TheREAL_MBrooks) September 16, 2013

Don Lemon gotta write his 5 Things the new Miss America must do to earn respect from racists who don't believe she's American

— Block Samson (@insanityreport) September 16, 2013

Interrogatories

Did you ever have a preference between GM and Ford?

What’s the weirdest thing you ever photocopied?

What was the most amazing meal you ever ate in a restaurant?

Do you visit your local library? Any other libraries? Do you avail yourself to library services beyond borrowing books?

The Twitter Emitter

Summers turn to Fall #badumching

— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) September 15, 2013

BREAKING: UNFOLDING EVENT UNEXPECTEDLY FAILS TO FOLLOW JOURNALISTS' EXPECTATIONS, JOURNALISTS REPORT

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) September 15, 2013

New York Jets Sign Larry Summers As New Starting Quarterback

— Matt Ford (@HemlockMartinis) September 15, 2013

Someone clearly told Summers winter is coming.

— Danielle (@DCPlod) September 15, 2013

PUTIN FOR FED

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) September 15, 2013

Obama just nominated Ben Affleck to chair the Federal Reserve. Happy now?

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) September 15, 2013

Harriet Miers for Fed chair.

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) September 15, 2013

I don't want to say Ke$ha is the only candidate Obama should consider for Fed chair but she does have a dollar sign right there in her name.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 15, 2013

I'm sure Natl Sec Advisor Rice and Amb. Power are mad POTUS chose them for powerful positions instead of golf buddies pic.twitter.com/HbQKufWuAE

— Nerdy Wonka (@NerdyWonka) September 15, 2013

I have no idea what the Fed even actually does, but WTF, I know who should and shouldn't run the thing! #McTwitter

— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) September 15, 2013

Miley Cyrus for Fed Chair, will use giant foam finger to provide forward guidance

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 15, 2013

Hi folks!

There are so many good video clips out there, I’ve been wanting to make a place to keep the best of them.

Angry Mouse wrote another great diary with this will.i.am clip from the DNC, so I figured it’s as a good a reason to start a collection as any.

Please add your own favorites here and we can all dive into this cache.

There is a video feed available from the DNC that you can view on your computer. The beauty of this hi-def video feed is that it allows you to do screencaptures of the available videos. I captured these four images and resized them in a few minutes. You won’t see any of these images in news articles.