Interrogatories
What would YOUR Olympic gold medal be for?
It’s open bar, every beverage in the world, alcoholic and non-alcoholic represented. What are you having?
Do you have anything expired (like an unplanned science project) in the back of your refrigerator?
The Twitter Emitter
It's not even March yet, and I've already given 45% fewer fucks this year than I did last year.
— That Damn Calvin. (@phive0phor) February 21, 2014
NEW STUDY: People who study online trolls are masochists.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014
The NSA has harvested our personal information from FaceBook for 4 years. They now have the largest collection of cat pictures in the world.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) February 21, 2014
If Facebook gets anymore invasive with your personal data, congress is gonna propose you have an Ultrasound before you sign on.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 21, 2014
That awkward moment when Rand Paul says Ted Nugent should apologize for a racist comment and Nugent got the slur from a Ron Paul newsletter.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 21, 2014
Don't argue we should have #voterID like other countries unless you're ready to discuss death penalty, universal healthcare, gun control too
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 21, 2014
If there were a Nobel War Prize, John McCain would suddenly make sense.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014
The man who foisted Sarah Palin into the body politic is calling other people naive? Shut up John McCain.
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) February 21, 2014
If elected to the U.S. Senate, Steve Stockman vows to be the first Senator to primary himself.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 21, 2014
@owillis Businesses that serve Erick Erickson are aiding and abetting assholes.
— ginalou (@ginalou) February 21, 2014
Ted Nugent: "I don't apologize to Obama for calling him a subhuman mongrel, I apologize to @GregAbbott_TX for making him look like a douche"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 21, 2014