Bonus Christmas Video
Interrogatories
Did you get anything good today? What was it?
What’s for dinner?
What was in your stocking? Or what did you put in the kid’s stockings?
Is this a religious holiday for you or a secular holiday?
Is that a real tree or a fake tree?
The Twitter Emitter
NORAD just shot down Santa after intercepting a delivery to Edward Snowden.
— CrutnackerNutcracker (@Crutnacker) December 25, 2013
Obviously Santa Claus could never do what he does without direct access to all our metadata.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 24, 2013
People on the left are happier because being consumed with rage and fear is not pleasant.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) December 22, 2013
Obama announcing he will open the Strategic Outrage Reserve to help with the new culture wars.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 20, 2013
If we keep punishing people for saying terrible things, people will have to start thinking before they speak. And we just can't have that.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 20, 2013
Imagine if the people who are so worried about "traditional marriage" cared about "traditional climate."
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 22, 2013
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 22, 2013
48 hours later, and thousands of Utah residents shocked to find their heterosexual marriages still safely intact.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 25, 2013
If your only argument against same-sex marriage is that it threatens your marriage, that's actually an argument against your marriage.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 25, 2013