Interrogatories
What is the tallest building you’ve ever been in? Did you go all the way to the top?
Are you any good at winter sports, like skiing, snowboarding, cross country skiing, ice skating?
Did you ever think Welsh Rarebit was Welsh Rabbit?
What languages can you speak or read?
What is your least favorite vegetable?
The Twitter Emitter
If your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a reason to get hammered.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) September 2, 2013
NASA confirms: Donald Trump's ego visible from space. #LostLink
— Kas Thomas (@kasthomas) September 2, 2013
If McCain seems a bit unfocused, it's b/c Sheila, the desiccated rat he keeps in his wallet, is commanding him to kill Sen. Graham
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) September 2, 2013
McCain also believes Sarah Palin is the best choice to lead attack on Syria
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) September 2, 2013
Of course it's Al Qaeda fighting Assad. They are the universal bad guy. They shot Kennedy, kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, choreographed Miley
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) September 2, 2013
Man, how the GOP is going to hate their party's anti-war movement once it's not just another convenient way to hate on Obama.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 2, 2013
Tim Tebow could walk from Cuba to Florida, but doesn't want to show off.
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) September 2, 2013
Congress has developed detailed procedures for how to block presidential powers during a recess, but not how to exercise their own.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) September 2, 2013
Diana Nyad, feet from her goal, realizes she left her keys in Cuba.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 2, 2013
Cancer: the ultimate terror cell.
— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) September 1, 2013
Unintentional racism is still racism. Unintentional rape-apologizing is still rape-apologizing. Unintentional cruelty is still cruelty.
— Lauren Rankin (@laurenarankin) September 1, 2013
Dear Autocorrect: I’m perfectly capable of making myself look stupid enough without your help.
— Miles Kurland (@Malacandra) September 1, 2013