Interrogatories
It’s National Potato Month. Potatoes have probably killed as many diets as cheese has, if not more. Since it’s summer, tell the rest of the class what ingredients make up your favorite potato salad?
It’s also National Beheading Day (nobody knows where this one came from). I know none of you have ever actually beheaded any living creature (well, I HOPE), but how about plush toys and Barbies and the like?
Preference: Carpet, hardwood, tile, or something else?
What kind of laundry person are you? Do you separate colors, use different temperatures, etc.? How strict are you about it? Do you do the detergent/bleach/fabric softener/etc. or are you a detergent only kind of person? Do you use green detergents?
The Twitter Emitter
GOP in Congress: "WE DEMAND A VOTE ON SYRIA!!!!!!" President Obama: Okay." GOP in Congress: "Oh shit."
— TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) August 31, 2013
Lawd, I never knew there were so many foreign policy experts w. bathroom selfies as avis. 😉 #justhush @DragonflyJonez @TheREAL_MBrooks
— Melinda D. Anderson (@mdawriter) August 31, 2013
Ted Cruz: "I'm glad Obama is seeking congressional authorization for bombing Syria, and we'll give it once he agrees to defund Obamacare."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 31, 2013
The House will take forever dealing with amendments like renaming Syria Reaganland.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 31, 2013
I think Congress should vote, but there should only be one working machine, and they have to bring ID.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) August 31, 2013
I support air strikes on Bolton's moustache.
— Danielle (@DCPlod) August 31, 2013
That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the impeachaholics "Obama overreach" trial balloon.
— sfpelosi (@sfpelosi) August 31, 2013
Lobbying the GOP ahead of the vote, Assad just released a statement saying he hates Obamacare too. "No healthcare for gassed people".
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) August 31, 2013
Donald Rumsfeld: "Obama has yet to lay out a clear justification for why we ever invaded Iraq in the first place"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) September 1, 2013
It does seem cruel for Obama to force the House GOP caucus to vote on Syrian invasion when most of them will still be grieving for Tim Tebow
— Chris Lehmann (@lehmannchris) September 1, 2013
Republicans refuse to come back from vacation early to vote on Syria. Press blames Obama for golfing. http://t.co/0RfOpTZbS5
— Brian Blank (@Brian_Blank) September 1, 2013
Thank goodness we're getting sober commentary on Syria from the guy that sang "Bomb Iran" to the tune of "Barbara Ann" and selected Palin.
— norbizness (@norbizness) September 1, 2013
Lieberman was interviewed on Fox News, dashing the hopes of millions who hoped never to hear from him again.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) September 1, 2013