Interrogatories
Who was your favorite Peanuts character, and why?
Do you usually name your cars? If so, what were their names?
Are you a jeans and t-shirt person, or something else? Do you tuck in your tees?
Are you now, or have you ever been a flirt, or just good at flirting?
The Twitter Emitter
After Social Security passed in 1935 and Medicare in 1965, Republicans predicted disaster. But they didn't use extortion to try to repeal.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) September 26, 2013
Our government is currently being run exactly like a Married With Children episode.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) September 28, 2013
Improving the quality of life for the people of America is really very simple. Just vote out all the Republicans.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) September 28, 2013
When people start talking about Creationism, that's when I reach for my evolver.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) September 30, 2013
HAS ANYONE JUST TRIED TURNING THE GOVERNMENT OFF THEN BACK ON AGAIN?
— christophr (@christophr) October 1, 2013
It's no wonder the US economy crashed 5 years ago if the last time America shut down was in 1996. #governmentshutdown
— HAL 9000 (@HAL9000_) October 1, 2013
I love being the smartest guy in the room, and that's why I live alone and never leave the house.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) October 1, 2013
Ted Cruz: "The Obamacare exchanges have been open 3 hours, so I think we can all agree it's a failure, perhaps worse than Pearl Harbor."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) October 1, 2013
You get to keep your guns and easier access to health care. I think we failed to implement our tyranny program.
— Sr. WH Official (@SrWHOfficial) October 1, 2013
I believe that the catastrophic attack on federal buildings on 10/1 is an inside job. #Oct1Conspiracy
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) October 1, 2013
They really need to bring "Schoolhouse Rock" back, but specifically for adults.
— HumanityCritic (@HumanityCritic) October 1, 2013