Interrogatories
Do you smoke? If not now, did you ever? How hard was it to quit?
What living person do you most admire?
What is the most overrated virtue?
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
If you could choose what to come back as, would it be the same?
The Twitter Emitter
Conservatives urge the poor to have lots of kids so they can keep them economically desperate & then exploit them as cheap labor & soldiers
— Tom Wellborn (@TLW3) May 30, 2013
I do agree with @ewerickson that men and women should play ‘complimentary roles’. Praising each other all the time sounds great!
— Danielle(@DCPlod) May 30, 2013
I have to admit, fundies like Erick Erickson do make me question my belief in evolution. Just not the way they intend.
— Danielle(@DCPlod) May 30, 2013
So, @senjohnmccain says he can tell good people from bad. Yeah. This is the guy who picked Palin!
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) May 30, 2013
Michele Bachmann once tried to convert to Buddhism but the Dalai Lama felt she was already too Empty.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 30, 2013
Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
— Grumpy Cat(@ItsTheGrumpyCat) May 30, 2013
My social media consultant says I need to do a better job using hashtags. #FuckThatGuy
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 30, 2013
The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ shouldn’t we call it prosti…..oh wait. OK.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) May 30, 2013
I think Erick Erickson has confused the ability to eat cheese and belch the National Anthem with being an alpha male.
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) May 30, 2013
How to tell your theories about what women should be allowed to do are outdated: You have theories about what women should be allowed to do.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 30, 2013