Interrogatories
Please (pretty please, with whipped cream on top) write us a Haiku for National Haiku Day?
For National Cheeseball Day, what kind of cheese is in your cheeseball?
What was the destination of your first plane trip?
Do you remember what airline?
The Twitter Emitter
Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
— Alan Garner (@WolfpackAlan) April 15, 2013
Try & remember these feelings of anger & pain when you hear about explosions in other parts of the world. Far too common in too many places.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) April 15, 2013
To the stranger who took me into her home, gave me soup and tea tostop my shaking and a phone to call home, thank you. #BostonMarathon2013
— Judith U (@Autismville) April 15, 2013
To the Westboro Baptist Church goons picketing the Boston funerals: don’t sweat the guys with bats walking toward you. Probably just Red Sox
— The Blue Ape (@TheBlueApe) April 16, 2013
RT @wyshynski: Absurdity of media culture never more apparent than in videos that feature limb-ripping explosions but bleeped obscenities.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) April 16, 2013
MT @farleftflank: I would favor a law that would force Pat Robertson to shut up for three days after any tragedy.Call it a ‘waiting period’.
— Anne Rein (@annerein) April 16, 2013
Is this lousy burrito a false flag operation to take away my liberty?
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) April 16, 2013
Paul Ryan: “I don’t want to get wonky on you. But my budget contains a complex formulation of bullshit and garbage” thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/0…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 16, 2013
I honestly just didn’t believe GOP Senators would turn their back on 90% of Americans. I was naive.
— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) April 16, 2013
Someone should ask Nikki Haley if she has ever caught Mark Sanford at the governor’s mansion.
— Matthew Reichbach (@fbihop) April 17, 2013
If Sanford loses, apparently he’ll just show up at the House anyway.
— Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) April 17, 2013