Interrogatories
How long could you go without talking?
Have you ever sleepwalked?
What is your preferred writing utensil and are you picky about it?
What do you have on your refrigerator door?
Is the glass half full or half empty?
The Twitter Emitter
History suggests that the best strategy for reducing the deficit is voting Republicans out of office. @lawrence
— Tegan Mathis (@TeganMathis) April 11, 2013
If we took all the guns out of video games, Oregon Trail would just be about some poor family dying of dysentery while their oxen drown.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 11, 2013
Paul Ryan: We’ve already agreed to compromises. For instance, sometimes we call him “President” Obama. bit.ly/16NWGdR
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 11, 2013
My meltdown will have cheese.
— Manic Zombie Laughs (@Zombieionism) April 11, 2013
I’m paranoid AND needy: I think people are talking about me, but not as much as I’d like.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) April 11, 2013
Remember when Repubs didn’t care what was on Lewinsky tape cuz they instead focused on criticizing Linda Tripp? Me neither
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) April 11, 2013
I’m not sure which one is more impressive:Tina Feys’ impersonation of Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh’s impersonation of a human being.
— Luke Adams (@luketadams) April 11, 2013
Why shouldn’t felons have guns? How else are they going to make a living?
— Herman Cain’s Hat (@HermanCainsHat) April 11, 2013
Republicans not caring about the country gives them a political advantage.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) April 11, 2013
Celery and iceberg lettuce are proof God had a lazy day.
— The Kitchenista (@MissAngelaDavis) April 11, 2013