Interrogatories
What is the best gift you ever received? What song/book/movie or other title best describes your life right now? What is the last movie/TV show or story that made you cry? With Spring getting ready to spring, what is your favorite spring flower? What did you learn in grade school that you learned was wrong in college?
The Twitter Emitter
It’s going to be a blast picketing Fred Phelps’ funeral.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) April 4, 2013
I sure hope that terrifying new flu doesn’t, you know, “go viral.” Oh. Right.
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) April 4, 2013
A real Facebook phone would suggest you call people, and you’d have to opt out of autodialing them.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) April 4, 2013
How come nobody’s taken advantage of the slow news week to get famous for something stupid? Where’s the Koran burning guy?
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) April 4, 2013
New Facebook mobile platform Narcissus 1.0 features cutting edge auto-embellishment tech to make the most tedious lives seem interesting.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 4, 2013
Louie Gohmert knows something about bestiality.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) April 4, 2013
Why are you so angry? Civilized people suppress their anger until it explodes in unjustified rage at innocent bystanders.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) April 4, 2013
Trying to unload these “Virginia Is For Sodomy Lovers” t-shirts before it is too late.
— TBogg (@tbogg) April 4, 2013
OK, I’ll admit I’m a sycophant; but only because you’re so amazing & perceptive & wise.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 4, 2013
“Of what use is freedom of speech to those who fear to offend?” ― Roger Ebert
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 4, 2013
The balcony is closed.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 4, 2013
Odd that within a single generation the accusation of being all thumbs shifted from being clumsy to being good at texting
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 5, 2013